Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

Me, scrolling through tumblr: "Oh I love this thing that I'm seeing for the first time ever. I need to like and reblog."

But I see this:

Curly is now hiding behind Steve to stay safe

“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.

we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!

Boop

SUPER BOOP

Louis really knows how to pick 'em 😌👌

all right, who gave this man a teaching license?

Paul really said "call me lil desert mouse" and went out and commited holy genocide looking like a kitten caught in the rain

Why haven't I seen anyone talking about this?! This is adorable 😂

Astarion: "Phew, I don't think Minsc will find me - "

Minsc: "ASTARION! My old friend!"

Astarion: "SON OF A BITCH!"

Little wizard and his beloved Tressym ❤️💕❤️💕

I saw some hate comments on Tara lately and really wanted to draw something nice with her and Gale... she's one of my favourites and I love relationship between those two and I think it's so wholesome and precious 🥺💕💕

sir Precious!!!

Anyone want to hang out with me in the Bhaal pit?

Have you reconsidered embracing ceremorphosis?

Larian is unhinged this weekend