indeed asks for every other stupid detail in my life why cant i tell it to not give me search results that require a car

you can't even crucify people anymore. because of Woke

I’ve yet to encounter a problem in life that couldn’t be solved with a brick.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

i just need to grow my hair out -> i just need to cut my hair -> i just need to grow my hair out -> j just need to cut my hair

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

borth

THANK

Let’s not point fingers here but if we were I’d be pointing them at you. Because I love you

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding