HERE THERE BE DRAGONS returns TOMORROW! 🌟

Spread the word: Season 2 begins with 4 brand-new episodes, releasing on April 28th. And we'll be updating every Sunday 🫣❤️✨

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

Actual photo from Sevro and Victras wedding

Miss peregrine: I have no words.

Jacob: *narrating* Despite having no words she proceeded to yell at all of us for the next 45 minutes.

miss peregrine fanart ⏱️🪶

dating apps aren't working. I need to go look confused at a Home Depot

closure.

Arrow the pony drew the short stick (pun intended) and has to stay in a stall during the day to keep her neighbour company while her leg heals 😔 she's being very brave about it

This is the face of someone who chased a coyote today 🙃 same dog who is so timid and submissive to other dogs. Like wtf Baily

most important thing about the eclipse:

whatever you do, DON'T listen to some stuck-up calico claiming he caused the sun to disappear! he'll dethrone your leader and become a dictator btw

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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