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cherrycop · 4 years
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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cherrycop · 5 years
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cherrycop · 5 years
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heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
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cherrycop · 5 years
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pick your fighter
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
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cherrycop · 5 years
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cherrycop · 5 years
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‘Temporary’ Names
Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 
The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 
Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 
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cherrycop · 5 years
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cherrycop · 5 years
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Detective Pikachu.
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cherrycop · 5 years
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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
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cherrycop · 5 years
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Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images
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cherrycop · 5 years
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proof that tik tok is dark vine
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don’t forget to drink some water, y’all.
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cherrycop · 5 years
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tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
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cherrycop · 5 years
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If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes
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cherrycop · 5 years
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So pretty.
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