i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this

being in your early 20s is about *starts to cry uncontrollably*

what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet

Saw trap where you need to eat your way through mint chocolate chip ice cream but Jigsaw just can't comprehend the fact that people like it

All that Daenerys wanted back was the big house with the red door, the lemon tree outside her window, the childhood she had never known.

— AGoT, Daenerys I 

i HAVE to be the most mysterious (and fuckable) person in the bookstore

Hello, nice to meet you.I have found your KR Build fanfics and fall in love with them. Especially, "and there was an empty seat where you should be" 😊May i have your permission to translate it into my language? Hope to receive your reply soon. Thanks for reading my message.

this has been sitting in my inbox for forever i am so sorry! if you're still interested in translating it then yes you may; if you post it on ao3 all i ask is you add me as a co-creator and select that it's a translation, if its on another site a credit and a link to the original work will suffice! sorry again for the late, late reply!

smol

i started a canon-divergence daenerys-centric fic! you can read it: here.

its a divergence on 1x09 "baelor", where daenerys chooses to go with jorah instead of staying. the dragons aren't born yet, her son is still alive, and they're heading to astapor.

it's a slow-burn jorleesi fic, and i'll be updating it (hopefully) weekly, or whenever i finish a new chapter! and i'm posting about it here because i have not used this account in FOREVER.

what a dream!

Keep reading

If anything involving ravines happens to me again in quitting mineblr.

me: :(

animal crossing: 🌤🌎🌸💐🌹🥀🍁🌺🌼🌼🌸🍂🍃☘️🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌲🌱🐶🐻🐱🐮🍄🌴☔️🎣🌿🌻🌸🌷💐🍑🥀🌺☀️🍒🍊🍐

me: :)

True story

can we all acknowledge that the entire “what if she’s just gone?” “who?” scene in the taz finale is like…. a masterclass in narrative improv + throwing your brother off his game bc you’re just THAT good

Just read your Kacchako fic and I loved it, also you used a song from a group I just started getting into shsjs I like your writing a lot💛💛

i’m so glad you enjoyed my fic!! and i absolutely love hey violet they make my fave kinda pop-punk music that i just adore 💜

im so glad you enjoy my writing too! thanks for reading my stuff 💕