you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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thorne
media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex
me: ok
media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex
me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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Iko: We call that a traumatic event.
Iko, turning to Thorne: Not a "bruh moment".
Iko, turning to Cinder: Not a "major L".
Iko, turning to Wolf: And definitely not a "big oof moment".
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kai would be enamored by it actually
Headcanon that the sound of Cinder’s metal fingers drumming of surfaces drives everyone mad except Kai
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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
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Cinder after checking Thorne’s rap sheet: damn it, escaping prison with this petty thief/military deserter is going to make me look so much worse, I mean, this guy is a REAL criminal 😔
Her rap sheet: several counts of treason, many crimes related to mind control, terrorism, and illegal immigration (a bit excessive tbh)
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i immediately thought of uncle Iroh too
but with cinder rolling her eyes at his oh-so-wise words
when he grows older kai will deffinitley turn into one of those old men who constantly drink herbal tea and throw words of wisdom and peace at other people
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more ideas like this please i want my rereading experience to be absolutely ruined with cursed thoughts
Every time I heard “ sour apple petites” in The Lunar Chronicles, I always thought of them as being basically edible Orbeez.
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been thinkin about that one painfully domestic scene in SOSN……… her hand gets cold T.T
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sounds like some sore losers
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i want to count up all the times she very much could’ve/should’ve died (including the cyborg draft, imo, because that was Adri’s intention)
if i finish this list ill let you know 🫡
Cinder has almost died on multiple occasions. This girl has basically looked death in the eye a number of times before the age of 17 and she lived to tell the story. Literally unmatched
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the lunar chronicles movie has an IMDb page.
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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