Nerfing Chemically-Imbalanced-Romance

To put it simply, I used to be considered a big blog, I took a six month break, I disappeared from my follower’s minds, and since then I’ve had a lot of ghost followers. It’s really frustrating. There are blogs here with around 500 followers who have a great, active following. I have 2600 and I can barely get people to send in drabble prompts.

I don’t want to sound like an attention whore or anything, but I’ve been thinking of starting over for a very long time, and I’m finally just gonna hecking do it. I’m going to archive this blog (so it’ll still be here, but I won’t have access to it unless I log into a different email I have, and I’ll be closing asks and messages)

If you genuinely like my blog, you can follow me over at @soft-stormcloud, but please. Do me a favour. If you don’t really like my blog, if you’re the kind of person to refuse to unfollow people because you feel guilty or something, don’t follow me over there. I want as little ghost followers as possible.

Thanks, guys <3

dead memes aside, i was really touched and surprised by the response to my original surprised pikachu painting post. it’s roughly 8,000 notes shy of a hundred thousand! which is crazy! none of my art has ever gotten that much attention before. that being said, i didn’t actually put that much effort into that first surprised pikachu painting, so now that it’s been a while, i thought i would do it again. so here’s surprised pikachu painting take 2!

also, if you like this post, please consider following my instagram! i’m trying to make it to my first milestone, and i would appreciate it more than you could know. thank you!

So, I mentioned I had alcohol markers, right? Well, I made something with it and I'm proud of it-

It's prinxiety because I am trash, I'm sorry not sorry?

Sanders Sides Christmas cookies!

My grandma, looking at a FaceBook post my sister is showing her: Okay, so the Elf on the Shelf is tied up, and they’re shooting at him- And he’s dead. Finally.

My sister and I: I have the power of God and anime on my side!

My Christian grandmother who loves us very much: That’s right!

My sister and I: I have the power of God and anime on my side!

My Christian grandmother who loves us very much: That’s right!

I am very, very strapped for cash currently, so, feel free to buy me a coffee or DM me if you want to discuss commissions, I will only be doing short (ish) commissions though as I am super busy irl recently. Commission info under the cut:

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the pirate boys reactions to crew members making comments about dee’s port wine stain

virgil, a crew member who isn’t really allowed to hurt fellow crew mates: WELL I THINK ITS PRETTY

remus, who is the captain of this ship: *shoots the offender in the face* :)

I’m in love with this au

i haven’t slept but i HAVE come up with a new au

anxceitmus pirate au..... remus is the captain, dee is his lovely gender fluid partner, virgil is a crew member remus trusts to take care of dee when things get spicy and he is concerned for his love’s safety.

obvi dee and remus are together already, tbh it was like.... love at first sight........ dee has been,, forcibly displaced, by other pirates, and remus saw them and was GONE. remus charges in, rescues dee, and to a shaking and confused dee who barely speaks the language remus does

remus takes off his hat, gets on one knee, holding one of dee’s hands in both of his own, kisses the knuckles and introduces himself as captain kingsley and informs dee that he would do anything for him. just ask. he’ll prove it! but dee shakes his head and asks thrown overboard if she is to be his property. remus assures her that no one would own him, not now, not ever, he’d die before he allowed dee to be taken like that. that if dee wishes remus will take him to port and dee can never see him again if it so pleases them.

this makes dee pause, and agree to at least.... stay for a time. and remus is ecstatic!!! he just wants to give this mysterious person everything he can get his hands on. so he has no issue when dee admits that one of the reasons that they had been treated particularly poorly isc bc she isn’t entirely a man. remus gives no shits (maybe even loves them more) and just starts giving dee even more varied gifts. treasure, obviously, decadent foods/drinks they usually can’t get, weapons, jewelry, an island maybe, perfume, fine clothes designed for both sexes

and this is all wonderful and they’re having a wonderful time being gay outlaws when suddenly. remus acquires a new crew member. he’s quiet, a little shy, but quick with a rapier and a pistol, sharp tongued, and deeply loyal to whoever accepts him, which remus just did. so their new crew mate, virgil, is put in charge of protecting the captains spouse.

a very important job, no? it’s certainly nerve wracking for virgil, as he’s seen captain kingsley throw men overboard or shoot them point blank for daring to be rude to his spouse. and he takes it very seriously, politely not allowing dee into the fray. (which dee honestly thinks is kinda stupid, she adores her husband, but he’s not a delicate flower, he can fight.) but something interesting happens next

this overly cautious, snarky little thing managed to worm his way into dee’s heart. dee, who has at least one braincell, immediately discusses with their husband how they feel. remus is fine with it, he doesn’t mind him having a boyfriend as well.

but. well.

virgil had absolutely come to care for dee in the same way, loves dancing with her on the deck of the ship, loves seeing him on the ship at night, endless ocean around them, endless stars above. virgil could go on, but he doesn’t want to bother you. but yeah. he likes dee too. and that’s perfect! and you might think i’m about to say that this relationship triggered drama.

WRONG BLOG MOTHERFUCKER

nah virgil and remus are actually taken aback at how.. not jealous they are. sharing is wonderful. they even spend time the three of them sometimes, with dee in the center obvs. but. there’s something missing. yeah dee needs to spell it out for their dumb dumb boys. but then they all kiss and have a three way pirate wedding!!!!!

First outfit with the sweater!!

sunshine ship

With you I’m always home!

Sometimes you spend an hour trying to make a single drawing and other times you deadass get possessed and comics start raining from the sky

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

Bonus:

ok people always peg loceit fusions as rational and in control of his emotions when? they're literally the two characters most likely to go the hell OFF when they're mad. like make deceit mad?? he's so furious and screaming so much he doesn't even try to work in lies or petty jabs, ALL he can think of is getting his point across no matter how enraged he gets. and logan?? make him make and he just up and leaves! get him mad? he's pissed off for like three minutes, then gets out! and if it's him getting mad over something petty, like a fight with roman for example, it turns into a screaming match!! he gets PISSED!!!

so new idea: loceit fusion is rage or wrath or anger or something of the sort, the logical half finding reasons to be mad and being able to Shut Shit Down with well placed arguments and the deceitful half being good at STAYING mad and holding grudges!! or basically just, ANYTHING involving the inability to tell emotions. logan "doesn't have" them and deceit's CLEARLY bad with them, so hell yeah i'm excited for loceit

Why did you guys not include lesbians... I dont know if this was on purpose but in the beginning of the video, the flags were shown in order minus the L (G-B-T). Why didn't you guys include us?

Uggghhh we totally bought a lesbian flag. We ordered the pride flags far in advance, but the flags didn't show up until right before it was time to shoot with all of our guests, and unfortunately, the order was wrong. The flags that we did order, but didn't receive were: the lesbian flag, the nonbinary flag, and the asexual flag. It was too late at that point to place another online order. We attempted to do some last minute local shopping to see if we could find the missing flags, but we had no luck finding them. Rest assured, we were really fucking upset about it. I'm sorry that its absence made you feel unrepresented. That said, there were actually quite a few lesbians in the music video, but they held up the rainbow flag because it's also a symbol for lesbians. We never asked for anyone's sexual/romantic/gender identities so that we could hand them a flag-- we had a table full of pride flags, and if someone wanted to grab one, then they were free to do that. So any lesbian/gay women seen in the video holding a rainbow pride flag selected that flag themselves, because they felt that it represented them.

While we did have an ace spectrum flag and a genderqueer flag, there were some asexual and nonbinary people who told us that they didn't identify with either of those flags, so we made a point to animate the colors of their preferred flags around them. We would've done that for any lesbian women who felt similarly, but nobody ever voiced that to us specifically, and we don't think it would've been very appropriate to take it upon ourselves to decide that the lesbian flag is a better fit for someone who picked out the rainbow pride flag. I'm sorry again that you felt unrepresented. That's exactly what we were dreading when we discovered that some of the flags that we had ordered weren't delivered along with the others.

"How can you ship that character with literally everyone?!"

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