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Moving to atomic-acacia! All the shit on this blog will still be here though ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ
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Signs As WTNV Proverbs
Aries: There’s a special place in Hell. It’s really hip. Very exclusive.
Taurus: If you’re worried your writing isn’t good just remember the earth is warming and soon good and bad writing alike will all be underwater.
Gemini: Your body is a temple - a temple of blood rituals and pagan tributes. A lost temple. A temple that needs more calcium. You should maybe try vitamin supplements.
Cancer: Step one: seperate your lips. Step two: use facial muscles to pull back corners of mouth. Step three: widen your eyes. This is how to be happy.
Leo: Does the carpet match the drapes? No, it doesn’t. You’re the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.
Virgo: Eating meat: it’s a difficult moral decision. Because it’s stolen, that meat. You should apologize.
Libra: Throw your hands in the air. Now your arms. Keep detaching limbs and throwing them in the air. Hopefully, the birds will be sated and leave.
Scorpio: I’d never join a PEN15 club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
Sagittarius: A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk.
Capricorn: The human soul weighs 21 grams, smells like grilled vegetables, looks like a wrinkled tartan quilt, and sounds like bridge traffic.
Aquarius: Feeling lost? Like you have no goal in life? Like you are covered in dirt and wet leaves? Like you’re an earthworm? Are you an earthworm? Kinda sounds like you are an earthworm, actually.
Pisces: Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about.
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THIS IS A BOMBASS MASHUP AND I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE HAS FOUND IT YET BUT LIKE
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LISTEN TO THIS SHIT ITS GENIUS
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Me: *slams fist on table* GREG UNIVERSE IS A WONDERFUL CHARACTER WITH FLAWS BUT IS A FANTASTIC DAD/PARTNER/MENTOR!!!!!!!
Me: *also kicks chair* ROSE IS A BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER WHO HAS FINALLY BEEN SHOWN TO HAVE FLAWS AND FAULTS OF HER OWN BUT IS STILL WILLING TO LEARN EVEN THO SHE MEGA OLD AND WISE bECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEW TO HER!!!
Me: *also smashes a plate* PEARL IS SUCH A REALISTIC EMBODIMENT OF JEALOUSY WHEN SOMEONE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT SHOWS AFFECTION TO SOMEONE ELSE AND ITs sO BELIEVABLE AND SPOT ON!!!
Me: *throws cutlery down* AMETHYST PLAYED SOME FUCKIN DRUMS YEAHHHHH!!!!!!
Me: *flips the table* GARNETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous asked you: would it be too much to ask for Eridan with a gigantic great white shark plush toy and Sollux with a bee plushie? *runs away from social awkwardness*
i dont usually do requests but hell i couldnt resist this one omg
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Watch: Bill Nye’s graduation speech was as fiery and inspiring as you’d expect
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how to do the charlie charlie challenge:
• get two pencils
• get a sheet of paper
• write your mom an apology letter for being dumb as hell by trying to summon a ghost
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Next #Blackout is June 21 and theme is summer.
Spread the word
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So I found this fantastic blog :http://disneybound.tumblr.com/:
It’s full of awesome Disney inspired fashion, I’ve been going through it for days finding all sorts of inspiration, the blog runner is magical!
I’ve been illustrating a few of her outfit pairings for practice, this is inspired by the Hundred Acre Wood
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I know, it’s kinda early to congratulate these amazing people.. But, heck, I really want to thank Hirsch twins for their creativity and kindness.
Happy Birthday, Alex and Ariel! <3
You believe in people, you believe in magic in our grey world. You inspire not only me, but a lot of people. And now I know my future path, because of Gravity Falls. This show just gives everyone important emotions, important morals. Alex, Ariel.. You have no idea how I want to meet you, to say thank you, to talk with you heart to heart.Gravity Falls fandom.. My dear second family. Let’s cheer, let’s give warm and kind wishes. They deserve it.
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When you and your friend have the same bad taste in characters
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Sunday warm ups, listening to Puer Kim
Hope you’re checking out the Steven Universe marathon! It’s going on right now!!!
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“But your honor, she’s a GEMINI”
“Case fucking dismissed get that two faced bitch out my courtroom”
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do you have pictures of all connie's different outfits?
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