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chefediaboiv · 12 days
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Conversations with Jr. GGG Pt. 4
I bet she likes maitai's and Italian leather, you know guillotine posh. Housekeeping has really mean boss, don't you Peter around the floss. Should keep better track of them valuables how could you leave here around lost, I know what did this. An inappropriate child in his inappropriateness seems to be ass up doing some fallopian shit, don't let me catch you quoting this shit. I've been in the market for some holsters and shit, and there is no wait limit for what I'm loading with it, pick a gap. Any gap, it's up for work no matter which hole that it is.
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chefediaboiv · 12 days
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Conversations with Jr. GGG Pt. 3
Woosah, nope I refuse to recommend a therapist. She was just teething for hope and apparently it's clear as shit, imagine the farmers face when the cow says it likes being beat rearing inn. The Genie in a bottle doesn't want you making appearances during the rubbing the fuzzy purple wall procedure she got from the rapist. What's supermanmanns one wish when kryptonite is his favorite dish. Don't complain when you chose the Louis lane, giggity goo. Plain English, I bet she say's cheers if I came to kick it with you. Drug test? You popped up for Royce da 5'9 and Eminem, when you see me outside don't ask if we can be friends again. The Shitty boss works at City Hall, a fitting infit for a shitty call. If Sifu gave you some homework don't get it wong, let's play Captain a shore I see. I'm wading between two islands, don't fuck up my punchline just say Sir I see. I've been easter egging the masked singers surest seats, career choice is in demand but you need triangles like Isosceles. She clicking me in for security, don't act pompous please. You been writing? Do you mind if I saw some sheets, why so nervous soldier would you like some sauce with cheese. I'm a Saturday morning cartoon freakazoid, me and my bros quote lyrics from the beastie boys. Dealing with heart born illnesses, you might as well be annoyed. My grilling outfit is a Gothic Speedo, SSX tricky gets a little Christiana Ricci since your concerned about my beetle juice. Handled by Barefoot wine, I won't need new shoes. Don't confuse cologne with stinkmeaner, halitosis is way neater. How low can you you go sis, my Sunday after noon gets racier. If I were you I'd drive out about 50 miles, double it or 2 and drive off a cliff, you had help and the lie is awful as shit. Remember when paying with quarters you get a Nickelback for 30 cents, I bet your on iPhone with your Siri sense. When parrying long hair don't care waving at the Aryan, he's a Nazi extremist. Apparently the message to him is you do not need a penis, I'd much rather you think about the drum set between us. It doesn't have to be yours, but I thought the hole in reality might be convenient. You seem about as threatening as ficus, I seriously like hugs and I mean it. What's up with uppercutting, you gotta put the gravy on the stuffing just because Im up to nothing I figure that today I'd plunge the summit. I bet I have ez pass at every immediate family gathering, Mcnugget stuck like he's wrapped in batarang. I saw that stupid look on your face the last time you had chance to swing, why don't you look your mother in the eyes and tell her love don't cost a thing. Pretty sure we have different views on that because either way I end up in a sausage sling. Poor thing Mrs Lovett's meat pies poor thing, poor thing had me at Hello with sweet lies, poor thing, poor thing. Where the party at don't look like you 112, jodeci, D4L boy you Clay Aiken, Ruben studdard, Tracy McGrady Houston, Bulls, Clippers I can't put no trust in this boy that's a Billy Jean full zipper. It's you that's biting my style to be a full Witcher, be grateful I took my time to fool with ya. My deep thoughts of late are mask on or mask off, either way the back soft.
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chefediaboiv · 12 days
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Conversations with Jr. GGG Pt. 2
Remember going too hard at work, could lead to coming home to some uncomfortable situations. Nigga you caught us, keep complaining and you won't be able to play your station. I broke the remote, and it don't look like either testicle is changing places. Infact she volunteering arm work for changing faces, but I'm a bum look Chefe complacent. I bet at your workplace you only get spoken to when you need to be spoken too, staff wise hope the ratio coupable. Hey Mr Sister I'll be over here twiddling thumbs on the first game I play, wonder if it's twister. Shit a bandit is nothing without his trusty stallion, downtown doubting if shizu was even your girl. In No game No life can you vibrantly point to the episode we're these two said delete they're own world. Yo Goomba theirs facts, click click that ear wax. Is banning me your way of controlling a fart appearance, nice nice I know your hard of hearing. Let's dial it back, Netflix and chill. Nope I'm not passing blunt, you don't wanna know where is found it at. It was a epic journey, you better believe it. She thinks omen wishbones are for depositing demons, and the joy on her child's face will leave security paraplegic. Dawg I'm big with the top flight password, I'm elite is your e lite backwards. I don't like light bright bastards, now money hungry Hippo's they like Masters, lashings and degrees. Pinup dolls love looking for middle ground, she like omittin what she see's. I'm the machiatto in Carmela's clutches, her wearing my tee shirt is an entity reverb. It's echoed in prophecy I'd become my enemies teacher, if you caught a vibe it's just a beeper. I'll notify you when and if you move me, I kept the bleeper. You won't be able to bend the bars there no piss in your beaker. Lizzy McGuire'd your Shia Labeouf but sure scenes are scenic, I can mix and scratch even cersi believes it. For this spit roast she'll want a s'more, camp fire smoothies galore. Don't be so whipped cream puff, not so tough sugar dumpling. Had this whole scheme in place when you should've did nothing, she called Luigi when she needed her plumbing. You ever caught someone jumping from planetary shifts, plate techtonics is some scary shit. Its family night and we playing crazy 8s, I'm dealing so it may be safe but I don't show you what the prize is. Casino, check the feed and I don't show where the live is, DMC said something bout rounding collars, can I show you what the time is. You know the awkward pause when Oracle speaks with Keanu Reeves. Seems someone doesn't like the professional description the manuel reads. it's important you know how you treat a parrot pissed, tell me why every line you've been beat with a pair of dicks.
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chefediaboiv · 12 days
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Conversations with Jr. GGG Pt. 1
Look who moonwalked out of lying for you, talk about shits creek. You look lost on an island my dude. Oh afro you'll never show fear so I'll pretend to actually be the nigga you wanted, bet you'll check if my tones clear. You look like a inexpensive hood looking build at home bear. Sure he's good with his occupation, you know a interceptionist telling the Doctor what to do with his patients. Nope, his type of security takes cockblocking concentration. He is way to concerned about a OJ conversation and I'm wondering how he deals with his Goku constipation. You ever see Helga from Hey Arnold, that's him every time he sees me in his mental vocal conversation. At this point best advice it's a Rocco's modern life like winner gets me, think we ain't the same like Ren and stimpy. Why do you care if it's minute made or if it's simply. Got your own little rap career going eh, but is it complete. Bet when it's not just your dime boy is it comfy, why don't I move on in. My left and right ears could use some friends, I'd enjoy the work out. Would the world collapse if I let you choose one thing, leave ear plugs by your pillow and a note. Not in my hand writing that reads Goodwill Hunting, imagine the options of donuts and funyuns. Your friends don't speak to you when they're over for luncheons, I'll be in the background doing exposing deep lunges. Do you mind if I call you Jamal, your no Chefe don't be out smokeing Jeffries out when I see you no more. Please brutality she was already teasing me dawg, since you wanna see the V, you walk by pretty nice screen every time the man pays you for the decency aw. Was that dry snitching, or that. I mean kibble and bits literally tried to cross me to a whole other side with it. Whole Library eavesdropping on me and my little princess, let's leave out the fact the voyeurism is a side business. However some of the sneakist shit I've witnessed, happened under butt hurts secure at ease. Oh I'm sorry Jamal, I'm usually prochoice but as far as your prayers on that one I've rerouted them all. You and your friends told me I was pissing, nope it's cloudy and that's rain starting to fall. That was a brief intermission on some scheduling a little lady was doubting to cull. Mm my favorite she like wayneheadict in the morn, blasting memories don't die, nigga please don't cry. I'll buy 7 airbrushed tee shirts that say Rico 5, just to remind you in a mirror is what a dick looks like. Reenact Mount Rushmore in my default picture, so everyone can see change. Makes sure she loses her snuggle blanket every time she screams James, at least you'll know she breathing. It's a low down dirty shame, leap quick for a Bedrock. Some resident evil comes with infinite headshots, the fuck happen to Dreamcast. What's the difference between vice grips and a deadlock, that's the kind of French that doesn't require a ski mask.
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chefediaboiv · 13 days
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Jimeny
Long live you idols and may they never become your rivals. We rub elbows smithing words of adidas shell toes. He's talking reckless, so I try to figure out what to do with this nigga. Little Jimeny cricket tells me to mook this nigga, for sport of course. On cue you know how the piano goes, sinning with your Queen all night on candle lite roads. Of course he's on the dork team and she is tongue artist for Excaliburs morphine. They love my logo I was copped at the beat, I chill with my bucket hat low, so It looks like I'm sleep. Don't worry bout that cussing, I'm gonna talk to him sweet. Miss me with your city shit, so they moved it to state. I'm known in four corners which means your nations at stake. Your pen game is not viscous, serving mystery meat. I can't extend a latter to some niggas afraid of a tweet.
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chefediaboiv · 13 days
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Clappers
Im gonna keep leaking the secret. The traffic of geeks hits speeds of dumb, no I don't want or wanna give you a lollipop but she likes when I speak in tongues. Telling me to shut the fuck on my freedom of speech on who and why on the breach of my plush fund? Oh no come come. I can lead you to who's holding out for some gum drops, eyes red as the devil's dick; bloodshot. Jay won't even tell silent Bob what's in his glove box, pictures of a dogma. No honor with cheap shots from Wisconsin, thank you Ohio. Every card I drew scary, no hate on your Bible. That's a Dilbert, who's line was a diamond dick and your still hurt. Sure wish any cigarette you had came from the cancer team, that's what you get for not figureing out how to play the tambourine. All this child abuse, you knew better then to raise your hand at me. Now your festering about a little spinal tap, learned a time attack. Then get pissed off that I already know how to take my time with tacs, toe tagged the FM radio hobby as the time ticks. Now somebody is using a pencil to cassette rewind it back but I'm sick. Touch that door and you'll see how much more elaborate I convince. It could take years for a nigga to come up with some timeless shit, just tell him to take his time with. That bit of advice is profound, timeless shit. I struck out an entire team for seven innings, remember what I said bout the crazy man's flexes. I wasn't kidding, repeat is a better answer then lemurism. I've never met so many black people that can't keep a riddim. For a frosted flake, Toby McGuire is a great position and drew uncles Bill for the trouble. Oi, it's no mystery to me why they Jake Gyllenhaal'd her bubble boys, image is more important then the pro ferrets Sara Bellum, you told him some shit that you're actually scared to tell him. My mojo loco and your ex husbands a career felon, they update every time I wipe my ass. He say, she say, he's the shit and I can't smell him. There's no amounts to the fucks I give that I won't tell em. It's over boy with your mud donk, any reason my actual opponents don't show to get mud stomp. A Papai I see era in you rushing to Wilson, for a Pat on the back you better belichick the whole million. Your religion must be Christiana Aguilera trust me your coaches know the rent. I'm not gonna waste words on fools, hold your sense. Your too bitch for my blood, trust me I know the stench. Can you keep up I hear a go home baljeet attack in the distance, castration is what we do to the wimp men. You thought Sheldon was smart I make the big bangs lookalike simplins, your name doesn't get points on this SAT little chitterlins. Looking to buff your GPA, you may wanna put in the effort. King's orders for negating the other way, Sepatown Sa da tay! Go that way. Stool pigeons and what they do, on your ride to badder Babe Ruth's who don't mind the bandito's payday. Remember comic view didn't work out for your laced little JJ, is it gold Dupree. Your a little behind the times, spell check doesn't go with loose leaf. Never seen or heard my talents, play that role loosely. There is no max with no Goofy, Billy Blanks keep the wiz on hold til bacalito learns from smarter people. Great see ya Moana about vitamins, there you go cutting into your time again.
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chefediaboiv · 13 days
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NFL
It's like asking Marcus Aurelius to tell you a story. To make it worse, it's like I had my girl convince you to tell the shit for me. Snatched by a muse of her gore scene. Ive heard news of a poor kings screams, who's not on par. So he pairs in parts with barbarians. Rather then drag it along, he attempts his bullshit attempt to mastiff like a masked theif on my life. Astounding, how sweet of my wife. There silver and gold hexings at stake. Hunt for poetic witchcraft at Dracula's lair. I'm accompanied by none, but my clout. Could that be the scare. My appointed feast of red beast shows the Knight crawlers fear. True colors show under a mascara tear.the embodiment of past fables, the mystique of Azazel. Her blood is as sweet as strawberries sipped from a ladle.
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chefediaboiv · 13 days
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Regolare
I do like them thick, skinny and sweet. Lose my dentures in her figure, bonus Petit. Have you been disturbed with an interest. Cunning my language while your washing them dishes. I'm feeling froggy and hunni your peach is lip smacking delicious. The feeling of my tongue seared to your folds, pick a position. I pound out area codes, looting her waterfall as I bury my cane. Sugar dripping her thighs because her candy is rain. I can testify to her tender love and care, culling all my chills. She cersi til all kings landings is killed.
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chefediaboiv · 13 days
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Meu eu
Hit me with a look back twice, I was drunk at your bar with my wife. So let's even every piece of left out convos, I bet you wanna drink a little soda lean like a left side Congo. It's vexing the places I let my tongue go, if your feeling froggy say my name when your cooki crumbles. Excuse the cheat but isn't your answer humble, to be your scratching post. Little Nanny I would love to, maybe explore a private province. How many munchkins I'm allotted, time since has been a bore mi amor. Your no novice to jigsaw games, it's best we settle an even score. Your dancing with The Cleric on a bewitching news matter of clean report.
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chefediaboiv · 13 days
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Lótus Fly Trap |Ela P(Penelope)
How do I count the ways as I wonder about the blues in her gaze. The carnal hues on her face. The misconstrued information of those surrounding us. They yell at me that she's a lesbian, so that means that we should let's just be friends. However old male news tells me there jealous. Soiled in wet depends. Something about our last encounter tells me there is something in her sentiment. Her RnB is Led Zeppelin Twinnem. Which causes and odd storm, I'd like to be her Ebeneezer odds born. To make her wine that ivory, I'm keen on what makes Harley Quinn so feisty. True to the dream wonder what makes me Sagrado Paquin. Reading her presence and my desire to make her my heiress of sin. As we walk this cats cradle to Paris again. Drawn pathways to coexisting direwolf needs. Similar interests that are clear infact. Makes you wonder of happy endings to an apparent trap.
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chefediaboiv · 14 days
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Nyko
Have my heart for 10 seconds for emergency. I vroom for my son. I turn your church to a murder scene. Looking into his eyes the cure is all I know. Raising this Tiny Giant fills my cause with hope. With my notes I enter my kingdom of course. I get haikus from wiping his snotty nose. My mini TV hobby pro. Living his little simple life, and I just try to make it simpler. Hit with a couple of road blocks, I know of no stops. In a whirlwind of school, girlfriends, first jobs and heartbreaks I want him to know pops. My first hand accounts and not what they hint at as short comings. My accomplishments allow me to drink from cold springs, when they hand out half truths, allow my to give you the whole thing. I take a pencil and a pair of sheets to reach budgeting ends, who's gonna explain to little man the trip between butting in hens. He once said "Daddy I never heard you rap." Well son cause there drugs in my pen, and your father is a jack of all trades that has the B's buzzing again.
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chefediaboiv · 6 months
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Short|stop
I love that your not afraid of a one on one, show me your tatts and where my tongue should run. Mocha cafe complexion, you could walk out of your house naked and still be under dressing
Clothed and has no contestant. I watch your silhouette figure outfitted on a mona lisa account. I see perfect, and she studies her errors like kids picking peas out
This doesn't fit, or this doesn't match but how she breathes when I give her kiss as I hug her from the back. Her smiles tells me, that she love me back. Love a is a fly ball and you have to look up to catch.
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chefediaboiv · 6 months
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Oldie but a goodie
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Addressing liberty safe haven
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