this man personally inspired decades worth of showa scientists inventing shit like ultra death beams and juice that makes your eyes explode who think that these inventions could be used for the betterment of mankind somehow
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hey guys i kinda did A Thing
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Steve being so extremely passive aggressive when he finds out about Eddie refusing to move Hellfire for Lucas, but also going out of his way to rile Eddie up all the time so that, whenever he finally snaps and gets mad, Steve can coo at him all "you're so cute when you're mad" bc he knows it infuriates him.
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But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.
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I hate daylight savings time
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when your captain just defeated an alien entity with the power of friendship and everyone around you is laughing but you're vulcan :/
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i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”
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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner
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yo i think my doctor got in a fistfight
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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!
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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again
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just checking in
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