me: *adds Duolingo badge that says i am 2% fluent in a language to my LinkedIn profile*
job interviewer: excellent. that is exactly what we needed , someone who can say “the boy” and “hello” in Hungarian . youre hired
I wonder if the version on you that exists in my pretry is anything like the real you. If someone were to meet you after reading my words, would it be immediately apparent that you’re the one I’m in love with? Would you even recognize yourself?
Why is it that in this world, "playing it cool" is reserving your emotions for someone. In my perfect world, the more emotion you can throw at someone, the cooler you are.