The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

Request for a hug at the end of that quest!

gremlin behaviour

some comfy elves, eepy, even

There are ways to get around Astarion's pitiful 8STR

Picks him up like a stray cat

reversed!

Do u think gales autism would just make him immune to astarions manipulation tactics

im cooking

My body has decided new wake up time is 2:30am

Every.Single.Fucking.Night

Then I’m not able to sleep until 4am or so. Which is WONDERFUL when I have to be up at 8am at the latest.

Then five hours or work.

Pause, five hours (and a half) of class.

Walk the dog.

My free time now is between 1:30pm and 4pm and 10pm to 12am, which is when I logically should go to sleep to have 8 hours, but of course I never do because I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t rest. Occasionally I have to go a couple days without sleep because my body will just refuse to do so outside of the hours it has determined as correct (which change constantly btw)

I would give anything so we could afford me not going to work.

This is just vent. I’m willing to put in all the effort I can physically can, but I don’t know how far that goes because I just can’t fucking sleep.

Expect to barely see me for a few months…

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

Yes.

i dont remember what the joke was.

Welp school was boring… oh well Marker doodles since I lost my pencil :')

Yay! And this time I helped!

I have been wanting to donate for a long time, but never had the funds. A very convenient commission allowed me, and I’m thrilled to see OTW received all this money to keep up the cause.

Thank you, Ao3!

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

i made a splatoon 3 character template meme!!! mostly to just fill out with me and my brother’s octos… BUT I’D LOVE TO SEE OTHER PPL FILL IT OUT TOO so I included the blanks in this post feel free to use as you will!!