chaoticmagpies
"well, shit."
rein | he/they | in my 20s | taken | intp | ceo of ea owes me money for what they did to the elves in dragon age 2 | https://therealsalamander.carrd.co/
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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It runs in the family
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad
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*at the club* hell yeah! turn up the gregorian chanting! *DJ starts whipping the gregorian monks faster*
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big fan of The Dictionary, the mythical entity that prescriptivists believe exists. I am always learning more about the beliefs surrounding it
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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We lost something as a culture when computers stopped screaming in agony as you connected them to the internet.
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GUYS THIS IS REALLLLYY REALLLY IMPORTANT AND TOTALLY NOT FOR MY PROPAGANDA PRESENTATION BUT DOES ANYONE HAVE YHE PICTURE WHERE MONDO TALKS ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO EAT A BURGER PROPERLY. ....
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