chaotic-neutral-medstudent
Chaotic Neutral Med Student
- M3 - Medical student (US) - T1D - My aesthetic is loose printer paper, anki on buses, having ten windows open on my laptop, screaming into the void, and over-steeped tea. - diabetes side blog: @chaotic-diabetic
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Friend: do you want to go to the lake this weekend
Me: *flashback to learning about Naegleria fowleri*
Me: umm... I'll pass
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It’s over. Killer T-Cell has the high ground.
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if orthro are the jocks, are internists the band kids?
#every residency is obvs a 90s teen clique#pathologists are the mathletes#neuro is the chess club?#who are the stoners? anesthesiologists?
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the American medical system is so incredibly fucked up I cannot even begin to describe it.
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I’m so sorry! I didn’t see your email *definitely saw the email*
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Ah yes, the general internal medicine boards, where they test such knowledge as *opens to MKSAP page 126* how to manage small pox exposure in a returning soldier in the event of bioterrorism ...
#like all the high yield inborn error of metabolism questions on step 1#which you could possibly maybe see once in your lifetime
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do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management
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Doctor: How do you correct chronic or undetermined hyponatremia in a stable patient?
Resident: Des~pa~cito🎶
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Everyone has these beautiful aesthetic study study setups while I’m out here sitting on my floor surrounded by printer papers that are covered in illegible notes like I’m setting up some arcane summoning ritual.
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*banging metal objects together*
if your patients don't understand what you tell them, you are not an adequate or effective healthcare provider !!!
#(or you need to evaluate for competency and/or hearing issues)#but seriously communication is key#medblr#also dont just drop a bomb and walk out while your patient is still crying @that one attending
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#footage of the orthro bros preforming a painstaking ankle-bone-connected-to-the-knee-bone correction surgery#chaotic medblr
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“It’s like a bad telenovela. You think it’s over and BAAM, another plot twist.”
About medical cases used in tests.
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When I quickly look up the dosing of a medication and all the internet would tell me is "consult your doctor" like yes yes I AM THE DOCTOR now help me
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