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chaosfloat · 5 years
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what ur fave painter says about you
Van Gogh: art hoe, unappreciated, depressed and lonely
Picasso: mhmm. you’re pretty weird and inventive 
Leanardo Da Vinci: gay genius, ultimate prankster
Matisse: you love anything cultural and appreciate the value and beauty of almost everything
Edvard Munch: you are depressed, nihilistic and very lonely 
Salvador Dali: what is wrong with you? seriously what are you ever talking about
Monet: you have an eye for beauty and wish you could live in a field of flowers
Renoir: you love the women, the children, the bread
Andy Warhol: hello you are pretentious and gay
Rembrant: you are serious, detailed, and classical. 
Keith Haring: you’ve got a hard on for the 80s and you are into activism 
Bouguereau: dude we get it you love the female body and you love mythology
Edward Hopper: america? america. also you are realistic, serious, observant and hard working
Klimt: you are goddamn beautiful and you love goddamn beautiful things
Egon Schiele: you are obsessed with the human body and need to get laid
Magritte: you are an existentialist and want to have tea in the clouds 
Frida Kahlo: fuck imperialism and fuck america and fuck white people. also you’re the coolest motherfucker around
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Duolingo finally got a Latin course and now I'm living out my dreams of being all educated and fancy learning Latin and sounding like I'm summoning Satan.
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Books to Read When Converting to Dark Acadamia I
The Goldfinch ; Donna Tartt
tragety, beauty, time, "why did I obsess over people like like this? Was it normal to fixate on strangers in this particular vivid, fevered way? ... I was fascinated by strangers, wanted to know what food they ate and what dishes they ate it from, what movies they watched and what movies they listened to, wanted to look under their beds and their secret drawers and night tables and inside the lockers of their coats."
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If you watched dead poets society and it haven't changed your life sorry we can't be friends
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