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chaos-vulpix · 5 days
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chaos-vulpix · 12 days
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chaos-vulpix · 12 days
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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
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chaos-vulpix · 18 days
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YOUR SIGNALS ARE MIXED ↖️↗️↘️↗️ YOU ACT LIKE A BITCH 🐕 YOU FIT EVERY STEROTYPE SEND A PIC 📸 ✨️
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chaos-vulpix · 19 days
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i know that everyone says this but the mw3 rm soap death was shit awful . looking back at it, logistically , it shouldn’t have happened .
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so the first injury in this was soap being shot in the right shoulder (most likely in joint tendon region) . pretty painful , and if did hit in the area i believe it did , would hinder mobility in the upper right region of the body (neck, arm, some torso muscles .
HOWEVER !! soap has proven to be shot in similar or worse regions in other missions and has been able to carry through and complete objective alive .
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what you are seeing is a move that should have killed makarov instantly . this is a stab performed to the external jugular vein (and due to soaps experience , possibly a carotid artery . i was taught this attack in weapons studies , my friends in the military were also taught that this region is one of the quickest ways to krill . (not giving murder advice just trying to prove a point please don’t ban me) not to mention this is immensely painful . realistically , mans should have dropped then and there . not to mention there were sas soldiers who should have opened fire the second they saw him anyways ??
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now THIS is the part that pisses me off the most. see makarov’s lock ? that actively engages the trapezius and scalene muscles , which would be DIRECTLY affected from the stab would . combined with the fact that soap is (estimated) 80-90 kgs , he would not have been able to perform that lock let alone hold it .
and with soap being part of the fucking MILITARY , he should have been able to get out of that by a) breaking the locked arm and using the other hand to either disarm / kill makarov (which he should have been able to handle , especially judging by the fucking alone mission) or b) hitting the back of makarovs knee to send them both to the ground, slip under him to not break his arm and hit em w the buck+trap+flip to get a vantage, and then continue the fight from there, which should be very short anyways considering that makarov’s bleeding out faster than a fucking SNAKE STRIKE . and somehow with the majestic force of activision giving less than 2 fucks about all the characters and medical theory there , makarov manages to get a straight aim and shoot soap straight through the ear ??!! and then bolt past a fuck ton of bullets that should have BEEN FIRED ON HIM EARLIER and then hurl himself INTO A TRAIN . if you wanted to kill of one of the leads in the modern warfare series , do it in a way that is well written and thought out and accurate .
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chaos-vulpix · 20 days
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SOMETIMES tiktok is good
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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda
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chaos-vulpix · 22 days
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Wait, a character can become canonically queers and not immediately be sent to super mega turbo hell by the writers???
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chaos-vulpix · 23 days
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Corrupt doggo bribed by bear
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chaos-vulpix · 24 days
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you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think…someone wrote something THIS good… and then just….published it on the internet….for free…..
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chaos-vulpix · 24 days
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My friend asked me to draw Haley playing stardew
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chaos-vulpix · 24 days
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Your daily reminder
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Lil crow snippets ✨️🐦‍⬛💙
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chaos-vulpix · 25 days
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Boycott Eurovision
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