i just logged in for the first time in like a year and a half what the hell happened here

Ok so WHAT is Diego breaking point? What is finally going to get Diego "My Body Is A Temple" Hargreeves to drink?

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Raise your hand if you fell into a deep obsession for the Umbrella Academy🙋🏻‍♀️

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

Idk man, I really liked that scene at the bowling alley where they were running down the lanes…in slow motion…in their number order…with great music in the background. Was pretty good, would watch it on repeat

I’m sorry but the look Five gives Diego when he admits to killing the board of directors is fucking hilarious:

The look just screams “I fucked up…”

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

No 🧢

okay besties, top 3 things you want to see happen in tua s3, go

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

I can’t wait to watch the hargreeves do stupid, nonsensical shit on my screens again <3