The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

every time i see people reblogging betty draper content all i can think about is the time there was a solar eclipse and she looked directly into the sun

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How do I describe to the young folk that I would rather stab myself in the leg than record video of my own face

new beyonce album is shifting me back into my cowboy era

me when I'm 33

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not my roommate texting me that keeping our cat indoor-only is like running a zoo (derogatory)

On the subject of people with bad opinions about animal welfare, a friend of mine once lived with a burnout couple who had cats. They drove out another potential roommate who had a very well-trained professional herding dog because the dog was crated while the roommate was at work, which this couple thought was unethical.

So they let the dog out of the crate, loose into the house which usually had the front door open, and predictably the dog ran out onto the street. The dog was fine but the owner moved out pretty much immediately, as you would.

Then because that wasn't enough, this couple got a fucking hamster and let it loose in the house because cages are unethical. Loose in a house with two cats.

It went missing immediately, of course, and we all assumed it had been eaten. It wasn't until about a year after they moved out, when the house had been sold and was being cleaned up, that we found its corpse inside the piano, where it had hidden and died of either terror or starvation.

Anyway, moral of the story: don't do that.

Anyway here's my oppressed cat

not my roommate texting me that keeping our cat indoor-only is like running a zoo (derogatory)

not my roommate texting me that keeping our cat indoor-only is like running a zoo (derogatory)

is that simple task bothering you queen