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ceylonsilvergirl · 1 hour
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we should be eating jellyfish regularly I'm not even joking
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ceylonsilvergirl · 1 hour
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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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ceylonsilvergirl · 2 hours
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Rats rats rats!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀💛
Inspired by the designs of Juliette (@/cy-lindric)
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ceylonsilvergirl · 2 hours
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ceylonsilvergirl · 2 hours
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People have gotten way too comfortable risking serious disability just because they feel they have the right to selfish.
Do you want to kill your parents?
Do you want to disable your partner?
Do you want your friends to lie in bed wishing for death?
Wear a fucking mask.
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ceylonsilvergirl · 10 hours
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ceylonsilvergirl · 10 hours
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Shale Crumble by arkva
(here’s a stitch of someone pretending to eat it and the crunch is immaculate)
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ceylonsilvergirl · 10 hours
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ceylonsilvergirl · 11 hours
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ceylonsilvergirl · 11 hours
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food sensitivity test…since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody
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ceylonsilvergirl · 12 hours
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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ceylonsilvergirl · 12 hours
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ID in alt
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ceylonsilvergirl · 12 hours
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Twitter has one thing still going for it and it's Chiitan, are y'all aware of Chiitan
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ceylonsilvergirl · 12 hours
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ceylonsilvergirl · 12 hours
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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ceylonsilvergirl · 12 hours
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oh but you gotta understand them only now it's worth worrying about, this was just an endemic disease that affects a small and unimportant population, it only affects the entirety of latin america, africa, south and southeast asia, china, the pacifi
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ceylonsilvergirl · 13 hours
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shuckle without shell idea
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