“i’ll kill you.” are we about to kiss 

damn girl there is something very wrong with you! I am captivated and intrigued by your distressing aura and your rabid charm.

people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.

lambdabern flirting for 7 minutes "straight"

I love making shit up and lying to people and never telling them the truth 

〝 WANNA COME HANG OUT WITH BIG SIS LAMBDA ?? 〞 ( threat )

Reaches arms out to you.

hey

i think we’re hunting each other for sport. in another universe

…and the happy voices of the witches faded into the distance.

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

TUT - TUT !

ㅤ〝 How are you planning on clinging onto your mr. Fancypants title with table manners this teeee-rrible ?? Y'know, if any bodily fluids wanna just come gushing out, you’re supposed to excuse yourself to go powder your nose ! 〞 She shall assume no responsibility for this sequence of events.

Oh so that’s what the radioactive gummy candy does. Lovely. Good to know. @certitudinis

wake up babe new crazy bitches fanart just dropped 😘

█▐ @greatcruelty. | ♡ | A stray bit of glitter confetti lands in Muzan's eye, he doesnt even blink. " welcome. lady lambdadelta. "

THERE’S HER DUE warm welcoming committee ! Neither warm nor a committee, but a welcoming nonetheless, and wouldn’t Lambdadelta simply hate to act the tacky houseguest crashing another’s corner of the universe without proper extended invitations ? The singular biggest faux paus for any tea party, coven, or otherwise !

〝 Thanks ! Hey, instead of chocolates, do you have any exciting news to share with me since last time ? Anyone lose their head lately ? Any new oomfies in your camp worth their salt ? 〞

💥✨MATERIALIZES IN A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF GLITTER & CONFETTI & FAIRY DUST & BURNT SUGAR & INFANT TEARS✨💥

ㅤ〝 Huuuuuuuuuh, whaaaaaaaaaaa~~t ? You were all desperately scrambling to prove yourselves the #1 LAMBDADELTA FAN by picking out the very best Valentine’s day treats for me ? And now you’re totally heartbroken 'cuz I didn’t feel like showing up ??  You've had a full three day weep-a-thon, no sleep, no rest, no pee breaks even ??? Gosh, my baaaaad ! 〞