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my inability to not talk abt cara’s transwoman graha writings opening the doors to rly funny interactions fr
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When the Lalafel tanks come out, that's a sign that summer's almost here. The days get longer and the Dark Knights get shorter.
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They've had chats like this for like 4 expansions now
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'Refusal of the Call' is a narrative trope where-
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certifiedzetamoment · 19 days
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Graphic design is my passion...anyway!
Welcome to the Countdown to Dawntrail, at time of posting, we have 9 Weeks to go!
So here's the deal. You select one (or more if you want) prompts. And either write or screenshot to correspond with it. And then just do it within the week. No need for daily submission, just...whenever you have time for it. Stress free. Don't feel rushed. Just do it when you got the chance and inclination. Stretch those creative muscles when possible. And I hope my lack of good looking *gestures* encourages those with lesser experience in writing, gposing, what have you...to join in.
For those whose phone won't load the picture or whatever:
COUNT DOWN TO DAWNTRAIL
WEEK 1: A REALM REBORN
PROMPTS:
Beginning City
Starting Job
Scion
Race
Primal
XIVth Legion
A Realm Reborn Raid
The Crystal Braves
Beast Tribe
Discipline of Hand or Land Guild
A Realm Reborn Dungeon
A Realm Reborn Region
You can just @ me if you want to show off and I'll reblog. But its just something fun and relaxing to do.
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certifiedzetamoment · 19 days
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i know this guy!!! sir people are very horny for you online
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certifiedzetamoment · 25 days
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biker hrothgals from mars
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certifiedzetamoment · 27 days
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I strongly prefer it when the Scions *don't* have Ancient counterparts.
I think it means more if they're part of the new souls born to the star either after Zodiark's first summoning or after the Sundering. Which is a whole thing!
Importantly, those were the souls that the Convocation were going to sacrifice to Zodiark to bring back the Ancients they lost.
To me, I think it's vastly important that G'raha, Y'shtola, Urianger, Thancred, the twins, that all of them are people Emet-Selch would throw away without a second thought. That to him, you're the only one worth half a damn... And broken as you are, only half a damn. And before he lets himself accept that you really are what's left of Azem, you're just someone else he's convinced isn't a person.
But I think these are the very souls Azem left the Convocation to save, even if Azem still didn't want to break the world. And these are the souls that Venat and the Twelve did break the world to save.
To me that's so much more important than any reincarnation romance (much as I adore that kind of story too). That to Azem and to you, these people matter anyway.
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certifiedzetamoment · 28 days
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My hottest take about Heavensward I guess is that Haurchefant should have come on the Dravanian road trip. For being such a major character in HW we get to do surprisingly little with him until the very end. Just imagine: Ysayle like "I will expose the truth and tear down the Holy See," and Estinien all "I'M GONNA STAB NIDHOGG SEVENTY-SEVEN TIMES" and Haurchefant in the middle like, "Is it not a sign of Halone's blessing that we are here together, comrades all, working for the good of Ishgard!! 😊😊😊" He'd have been so proud of Alphinaud for building his little campfire. And he'd have fucking loved the moogles.
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certifiedzetamoment · 1 month
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apocalypse is a normal weather condition on my dash again so heres some more favorites
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You were a sprout once.
You were a confused little newbie once.
You did stupid shit.
You made mistakes.
So why are you being so nasty to sprouts coming to the game? Why are you being cruel to new tanks and healers in Sastasha? The first dungeon thats whole point is to get you to figure out what you're doing.
Why are you being aggressive to new players asking questions? Why are you being a dick? Why are you pulling the boss when the sprout is in cutscene? Why are you being an asshole?
You were a sprout once. Don't tell me you were perfect from the get go. Don't tell me you knew your rotation perfectly off the bat. Don't tell me you never did something stupid as a newbie. Don't tell me it didn't suck when you wanted to watch a cutscene but the party pulled anyways, leaving you behind and forcing you to abandon your cutscene.
Sprouts shouldn't have to say "sorry I'm new"- BECAUSE ITS OKAY TO BE NEW!!! ITS OKAY TO LEARN!!! ITS OKAY TO FUCK UP AND EAT SHIT!!! God knows you throw a limit cut at me and it's like HUH and I've been playing 7 years.
Fuck sakes you dicks, let sprouts learn, fuck up and ask questions.
God I wish you shit rolls and bad rng
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certifiedzetamoment · 1 month
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sorry sorry got possessed by the spirit of hrothgar women
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