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certifiedbullshit · 18 days
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certifiedbullshit · 21 days
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It's actually a scam that fingering yourself doesn't feel anywhere near as good as when someone else does it to you
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certifiedbullshit · 21 days
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I love that feeling of like… having alone time but also with someone? You know when you’re in the same room, sitting together on the sofa or the bed, quietly and separately doing your own things. Maybe leaning against each other or softly touching. Sometimes you don’t actually wanna talk but you’re still enjoying the silent presence of that person. There’s a sense of quiet, peaceful comfort.
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certifiedbullshit · 21 days
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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certifiedbullshit · 2 months
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i would NEVER have a praise kink... the fact i moaned when you caressed my cheek and said i was such a good girl is just a coincidence. i just felt like doing that
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certifiedbullshit · 2 months
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certifiedbullshit · 2 months
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I make a cute puppy 🥺 🖤🤍
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certifiedbullshit · 2 months
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Possessiveness during sex is so hot 😣 please please pleaseee tell me I'm yours, that my pussy belongs to you and no one else can make me cum 🥺 then make me repeat it back to you 💞 yes, I'm only yours! my pussy is yours to use anytime, only yours, only you can make me cum!
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certifiedbullshit · 5 months
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she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart
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certifiedbullshit · 5 months
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Normalize subs taking longer to cum. Not everyone is super sensitive and untouched. Some subs are on medication, are stressed, masterbait frequently, or just naturally have a higher stamina. Not every sub you meet is gonna cum within the first 10 minutes and there’s no reason to assume they will. It doesn’t reflect on the sub as a person or on your skills as a dom/top. That’s just how the body works sometimes
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certifiedbullshit · 5 months
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Pussy so tight I'm stuck and now I can never leave.
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certifiedbullshit · 8 months
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Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
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certifiedbullshit · 9 months
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“girl dinner” i say as i get on my knees right before i give you the best head of your life
men and minors dni
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certifiedbullshit · 9 months
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certifiedbullshit · 9 months
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She's a 10 but you have to be patient with her because she's never been loved right.
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certifiedbullshit · 9 months
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When you’re in a fancy hotel you absolutely have to take pictures in the bathroom, its the rule.
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certifiedbullshit · 10 months
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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
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