the funniest thing abt targ stans creaming their pants over daemon targaryen (grrm’s favourite targ) bc he was morally grey and both hero and villain with complex motivations is daemon really is not that grey compared to 99% of asoiaf characters hes just the only one grrm looks directly into the camera to tell instead of show you this. the same fans gushing over unpredictable rogue prince daemon are calling catelyn and tyrion one dimensional villains

"Can we talk about men?" "Men experience this too." "It's just that as a man," "Not to derail but this is also true for men." "OP idk if you know but men also..." "Sadly this also goes for men." "Can we please bring up how this affects men?" "Its just that men--

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

oh my god I'm doing nothing with my life *runs headfirst into a brick wall*

Helen of Troy (detail) c. 1867. by Frederick Sandys

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I’m entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Bao T. Nguyen

Abraham Mignon (detail)

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together