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"[centurio-romanus]! If you fall and break your horn I will slap you!]
-a member of my section watching me backpedal way too fast
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Something pheaseable, please.
Perform the /smooch emote for another Player.
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Yesterday I learned there were multiple incidents where people got thrown out of a window in Prauge
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USER IS SENDING YOU A FILE - PAIN.ZIP 1.36TB
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Holy crap I'm being followed by a snom
@otherworldly-patron-snom thank you
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Update: the power went out
It's raining right now and my dog hates thunder so he's going crazy
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It's raining right now and my dog hates thunder so he's going crazy
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@osha-noncompliance
cc o)) Ah shit, I lost my nuke.
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That's not even a joke
Little Johnny was doing his maths homework
He says out loud, “One plus six, that son of a bitch is seven. Four plus four, that son of a bitch is eight.”
His mum overhears this and is shocked! she says to him, “What are you doing Johnny?”
Johnny replies, “I am just doing my maths homework.”
“And is this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asks.
“Yes,” Johnny replies.
The mother is now angry and immediately phones Johnny’s teacher, “What on earth are you teaching my son in class?” she asks.
The teacher replies, “Right now, we are learning mathematical addition.”
The mother asks, “And are you teaching them to say one plus six, that son of a bitch is seven?”
After the teacher stopped laughing hysterically, she answers, “What I taught them to say was, one plus six, the sum of which is seven.”
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Are you kidding me? That's insulting low.
Survived several months without girl kisses
REWARDS: 100 Gold, 100 EXP, God's Strongest Soldier Status Effect (23h 59m)
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My reputation is at max
Increase Reputation with the Cringe faction.
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Of course it did, it was inevitable.
Tumblr used to be a physical place. It was a large theater built inside of a cliff. The cliff was by a stormy seaside town where all of life began. One night, there was a hurricane, and the Tumblr theater collapsed. This unleashed the Tumblr people upon the town, and thus began the world.
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You said neither trans nor quest
Hey I'm trans what do I do now?
You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.
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No. He's calling an eagle to take you.
do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring
Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Snom can you hand me the knife
c🔪c •)_)__\ Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy.
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Petition for Risk to add a crusader figure to the mobile game
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