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Have you ever masturbated while thinking of a friend or looking at photos of a friend
No u weirdo
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nobody’s out here actually giving helpful support to people freaking the fuck out about the blurryface twitter so if you are:
blurryface is not physically real.
blurryface cannot harm you in any way.
you are real.
today is 27th of april 2015.
if you’re having trouble panicking:
breathe in for four seconds
hold it for seven seconds
release for eight seconds
from here on out, if anything containing @blurryface is posted, i will tag it.
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Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself and answer publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers
My eyes are a really pretty colour
I make friends fairly easily, and I find that people either really like me or they hate me lol
I give pretty solid advice
I have good fashion sense
I'm really good at baking
(it was actually super hard to come up with this list, but I hope its okay haha)
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*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
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Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
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american schools are honestly so wild why are y’all bringing dogs to school and doing sinful acts in the hallways is there really an american flag in every classroom and why do you have a ritual where you chant at it and do you seriously have to go hungry if you can’t buy your lunch what kind of world are you people living in
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brain: i see you're trying to sleep, can i offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years
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spending parents money: *buys $532 worth of mcdonalds in a single visit*
spending my own money: *cringes, gets shivers and has sweaty night terrors at buying half price gum at a dollar store*
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