Bitchless behavior
I would make a post telling people to use proper protection when having sex on this holiday to prevent the spread of STIs and STDs, but I know none of y’all are getting any.
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does the CDC sometimes become a strip club on valentine's day
No! It does not!
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my ASS has been itching for 5 DAYS NON STOP. how fix???
help needed pls
It could be pin worms. You should go to a doctor.
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Then get bitches and use proper protection
I would make a post telling people to use proper protection when having sex on this holiday to prevent the spread of STIs and STDs, but I know none of y’all are getting any.
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I wish I could put my earned badges on this blog as well as my main. I am proud of my booping
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Y’all are gonna get so many super boops the moment I get a place I can get out my laptop.
SOMEONE JUST SUPER BOOPED ME?!?!??! HOW?!?!?!???!
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SOMEONE JUST SUPER BOOPED ME?!?!??! HOW?!?!?!???!
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[boops happily]
:D
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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!
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Y’all better be washing your hands/paws before and after all that booping
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
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NO! BAD! PUT THE DISC DOWN!
Item: Biohazard Throwing Disc; infects the target with a random disease. Personally I'd wear gloves
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Reminder that it is important that if any blood is spilled (on the Roman senate floor for example), to confine the spill and wipe it up immediately with absorbent towels or cloth (which should then be disposed of as infectious waste). Then clean the area thoroughly with neutral detergent and warm water solution.
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I just had a boss battle, so my hp was already low
*baps you with my kitty paws*
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*fucking dies*
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i'm gonna eat a uranium!!
Tell me how it tastes
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I don't wash my hands
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*baps you with my kitty paws*
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*fucking dies*
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