mood:

New words of wisdom to live by 🤭

My phone gave me a shiner after slipping from my fingers and one of its corners went straight to my eye. Man, I feel like Rempe.

Also, he might be my spirit animal…

the first time you see a lover... vs the last time

I hate CAPTCHA as it is but I hate it the most when it asks to 'select all squares with (any random object)'. Like, do I select that one square with the tiniest bit of pixel of the corner of the traffic light?!?!?

Dear Islanders,

You did not go through all that hard work to clinch the third spot in the Metropolitan division just to hand it easily to the Canes, didn’t you? Didn’t you?!?!?

I cry a lot but I am so productive, it's an art.

It was seriously a bad idea having a very long catnap while listening to The Tortured Poets Department album. I woke up groggy and a little disoriented. The lyrics felt jumbled inside my head but at the same time the Fortnight chorus lyrics kept repeating over and over again just like that episode from Dexter's Lab when Dexter slept while listening to French and when he woke up, all he could say was "omellette du fromage".