Hey guys...we know that things have been a little bit rough between everyone lately, but we just wanted to let you all know that us and the other couples will be right here if ya’ll decide to divide. Sometimes a break is what’s best in order to be stronger, you know? Either way, sending our love!

- Cindy & Camden Centriole 

It has been said that I have an inflated ego, but you all know you would be nothing without me. I’ve shaped this blog into what it is today! I’ve helped it grow! I have protected it from trolls and viruses and cleared it of as much negativity and waste as possible! If it weren’t for me, you’d all be useless. Just collapsing into empty space. 

-Central Vacuole, aka this blog’s backbone. 

Oh please, nucleus. You wouldn’t be anywhere without your old friend, me, DNA. I taught you and everyone else here all you and they know.

-Danielle Nicole Arthurson (DNA)

That moment when you realize you’re just a glorified delivery person.

-The ever underappreciated, Golgi A.

TFW you’re smoother than that ribosome covered RER. Also when someone wants something other than those awful proteins and orders lipids or something.

-The better than the RER, the lovely and smooth as a babies bottom, THE SER!!!

That moment when someone makes an order for proteins but the SER doesn’t know what their doing.

-The one and only, ROUGH ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM

I think you guys needed a quick reminder on what I am, considering its impossible to try to communicate with other blogs when you won’t shut up

- Plasmodesmata 

TADPOLES 

Look they even have little flagellum-like tales to help them swim. I wonder if they have any cilia or pilli, or small hair like structures, to also help with movement 

You know a cell wall isn’t the only structural support on this blog, plasma membrane and cytoskeleton do it too. Sure most of a membranes job is to guard the blog and too keep the unwanted blogs away but I give this page a little bit of shape. Cytoskeletons do almost all the structural support and control cell movement

Hank Green made a video about plant cells! Sorry, centrosomes and lysosomes, your not in it. He talked a lot about me of course, and Cell wall and Vacuole. Why wouldn’t I be mentioned I’m the pride of plant cells after all. How could a plant survive without photosynthesis, which I conduct. And without a Vacuole how could we store water, or other substances like starch. (and I guess cell wall is important with the whole protection and support thing)

~ Chloroplast      

Dear Tumblr, please make a way for me to deleted other peoples posts. I have a really weird urge to take all the Tumblr girls that call themselves trash and actually throw them away. 

~ Lysosomes

Guys why can’t we all just get along??? I like to think I hold everyone together so I say we stop all this fighting. We all have to work together make this blog work :)) - Cytoplasm 

@nucleus and @mitochondria you two need to step into reality. You aren’t the only important part of this Tumblr. Take me for example, I actually make the proteins so you, and all the other cell parts, can live your petty lives. 

peace out,

Ribosomes

Tbt to the good old days when I was my own organism. Joining a cell was such a nuisance. I work all day making the energy for these ungrateful organelles and all I get is a certain someone bossing me around all the time.  

- Mitochondria 

Honestly this is so true I have to do all the hard work. I own this account. I have all the genetic info and chromosomes and control all of you. Clearly the brains of the operation. 

~ Nucleus