Character, book, and author names under the cut

Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic

Neil Josten- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic

🎉🔪🔪🔪YES🔪🔪🔪🎉

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

Oh

My God

hey everyone what up

DISCLAIMER: OP IS 25 AND DOES NOT GO TO CLUBS

Me while watching Star Trek:

Harry (to Janeway): Tom would become a lizard for you.

Janeway:

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

most people: i can fix him

neil josten: i can and will fix his brother his best friend and his fucked-up college sports team but he's perfect actually <3

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

Neil: You don't understand, it's my destiny to sacrifice myself, I deserve to die if it means even the slimmest chance of stopping Riko from hurting anyone else.

Andrew: If you live I'll let you kiss me on the mouth.

Neil:... on the mouth?

Wow. Goncharov came out fifty years ago. It feels like it was just a year ago that I first laid eyes upon it

Yonic dish found in NY

say what you want about aftg’s writing but neil reverting back to nathaniel in the scene with lola and his father because he didn’t want the memory of neil josten to be tainted in what he believed to be his final moments was one of the most devastating decisions made in literature. had me closing the book and staring at the wall for five minutes and everything

Neil: I heard you like bad boys

Andrew: yeah sometimes

Neil: then you'd be interested in knowing that I have several felony charges for which I am on the run from the government and my father

Andrew:

Andrew: wanna get married?

Neil: yes