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celery-the-druid · 5 hours
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sometimes I feel like discord is lacking emojis and so I make them myself. these ones in particular are my favorites
frog, toad, and soup!
Feel free to use them if you'd like!
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celery-the-druid · 5 hours
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So that’s basically how it went down
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celery-the-druid · 6 hours
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if a baby drowns while being baptised does it go to heaven?
Matthew 1:1 "If a baby drowns during the baptism it goes to hell no matter what"
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celery-the-druid · 7 hours
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now cum one cum all to this faggot affair or whatever the guy from my chemical romance said
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celery-the-druid · 7 hours
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i think a lot of people would be happier if they viewed labels like homosexual and transgender as social technologies rather than identities
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celery-the-druid · 7 hours
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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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celery-the-druid · 7 hours
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how does one even go about explaining this to anyone??!?
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celery-the-druid · 7 hours
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Brian David Gilbert getting himself adopted by Dropout is one of the best trades of the century
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celery-the-druid · 7 hours
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emily screaming "that's my husband!" after murph said "you gotta honor the cock" makes them the most married couple ever in my opinion
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celery-the-druid · 16 hours
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We've already talked about Harrow being the proverbial devout religious kid who lapses after enough cognitive dissonance between the dogma of the church & the culture of the congregation get to them
Now let's talk about Gideon being a common tragic case of a completely disinterested culturally Christian person ending up in an environment of a militant cult bc they have nowhere else to belong
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celery-the-druid · 16 hours
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I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.
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celery-the-druid · 16 hours
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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celery-the-druid · 16 hours
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celery-the-druid · 16 hours
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So I'm all caught up on the Locked Tomb series.
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celery-the-druid · 1 day
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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