#1 friendship in the MCU dont @me 

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

also i was so happy they leaned full force into hopper being eleven’s dad, no awkwardness and no questions asked, some of their body language in later episodes just about made me sick with how sweet it was, especially when they’re all back at the mall discussing their plan and she is just laying on him and he has one arm across her and one hand on her head aauughhhhhhhh

Ophelia: babe come over

Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body

Ophelia: my dad isn’t home

Hamlet: I know

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

olivia de recat for the new yorker

i am LOSING IT

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding