i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

daily reminder that HE is the best JD.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

The oldest but never the heir. Nothing was expected of him except being entertaining and abandoning people despite his attempts to prove otherwise.

The spare turned heir. Constantly reminded of his inadequacies. His only expectation to fulfill a duty that never should have been his, condemning himself and another to a life of misery.

While both fight against inescapable corruption and manipulation, seemingly destined or doomed to unleash destruction and darkness of the worst kind, they become the catalysts for the return of the greatest hope against the evil they seemed meant to release.

One makes her believe in love, enough to cross the world and fight to save it. The other makes her believe in herself enough to embrace her true power.

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

i hate the genre descriptions on spotify like i’ll be listening to a song i would describe as ‘alt rock’ and spotify will have it labeled as ‘cryptidcore garage creature electric boogaloo’ and i just have to sigh and accept it because i always kinda get what they mean

Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

i have been offline for so long oml. rahhhhhhhhhh

#I'm not immune to lgbtq lighting

if you cant feel the bass in your pussy the song isn't good enough

I can't believe that we have to say this but horror genre is supposed to be fucked up, grotesque, disgusting and deeply unsettling. It is supposed to make you feel deeply uncomfortable and unsafe. And the point of it is that you reach catharsis through the negative emotions it makes you feel. It can also has funny, absurd or tragic elements but the heart of this genre is terror and disgust. it is called fucking HORROR and it is 100% understandable that you don't like horror genre but saying shit like "if you enjoy Saw you are abnormal" is just funny. Maybe YOU are the one who dislikes horror. Have you ever thought of that

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

"gentlebeard moonlight kiss" this, "toxic murderous lesbian pirates" that, "izzy's new leg" this, "buttons turned into a fucking seagull" that

yeah i get it and thats all great stuff but I'm over here pondering this shit

like girlypop im sorry you used to be in a what

drag izzy analysis DID THEY COVER HIS "X" TATTOO AND DRAW ONE FURTHER DOWN ON HIS FACE???!? also he looks absolutely fab x

Willow as Bots, Tanthamoretober edition

Day 8: Witchcraft/Magic

Part 1 - training day

@spybrarian pointed out to me that I should organize some of these for the Tanthamoretober prompts, and I got a late start. So if you see me playing fast and loose with what day everything is supposed to come out on, no you don't.