honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always
the entire conceit of the x-files is so flimsy, a summary could sound like the title of an onion article. Logical Woman Continues To Chase Aliens With Clearly Ridiculous But Attractive Man For Reasons That We Promise Have Nothing To Do With His Penis
when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed