lgbt stands for let’s go to bed
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Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.
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Ho ho ho hold me cuz I’m falling apart
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me to me: you stress me out
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it doesn’t matter how old you are or what your sexuality is, everyone thirsts over robert downey jr.’s ass and that’s just how life is meant to be lived.
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you: panic! at the disco
me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque
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me: h-
blonde republican women:
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Who masturbates for pleasure anymore? We out here masturbating to sleep.
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my kink is seeing money go into my bank account
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