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catsanovaa · 2 years

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Meowth would bite without warning and we all know it.

#I wish I could be carefree and wild; but I got cat class and I got cat style || dash commentaries.

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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I know this motherfucker says the worst, most atrocious cat puns and refuses to be held accountable for the responses he gets

#someone will look a little sad and he'll be popping in like 'HEY HEY BUDDY !!! GOTTA STAY PAWSITIVE NOW; YA HEAR ????? STAY PAWWWWSITIVE-'#and what are you gonna do ??? cringe ?????? get angy ????????? he's just a lil guy; a lil birthday boy; you have to laugh or he'll feel bad #I learned to roll and tumble with the punches; walk by invisible and never make a sound || headcanons.

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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Has he been spotted? He feels like he’s been spotted.

Uh oh. Her eyes are glowing. What is she doing.

#meowth vc: hey why do I hear boss music-#I'm a ladies' cat; a feline Casanova; that's where it's at! || in character.#twilighttheater #I'm sorry but I had to

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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meowth @ all the other cats on the dashboard right now

#his jealousy knows no bounds and extends well beyond persian #it extends beyond just cat pokemon too tbh; he could get his ego hurt by a magikarp #I wish I could be carefree and wild; but I got cat class and I got cat style || dash commentaries.#I would tag this as crack but it's not. he's just generally unpleasant :)

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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can’t lie, I was expecting this result

BASTARD stupid. Swears are your language and crime is your profession. Your reason for doing just about anything is because you could, no matter how stupid it was. Why did you set that fence on fire? To watch it burn. Why did you put that bug in your mouth? To see what it tastes like. Why did you teach that kid to say fuck? Its funny. Keeping you around is like housing a cartoon villain but at least you know how to pick locks so that's a reason to let you stay.

#I wish I could be carefree and wild; but I got cat class and I got cat style || dash commentaries.#I learned to roll and tumble with the punches; walk by invisible and never make a sound || headcanons.

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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#sleep and live among PILES of stolen gold ???? never get fucked with again bc who's gonna mess with a dragon ????? that's his best life #you cannot tell me I'm wrong

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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He’s 40cm (or 1′3) and is getting very tired of all the “oh noooooo.... woe is me, my height starts with a five...........” human whining.

#I wish I could be carefree and wild; but I got cat class and I got cat style || dash commentaries.#I'm a ladies' cat; a feline Casanova; that's where it's at! || in character.#poor cat's got a crick in his neck from all the staring up at people he has to do. gonna stand on some countertops to feel tall

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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@vindictes asked: hands him his own little rocket shirt because it's what he deserves after all this time even if the mission outcomes have been– varying 👏 😤

This moment is one he’s been waiting for for years now. His obvious lack of a uniform is something that’s annoyed him ever since he first noticed it, though he’d learned to settle with the knowledge that this must just be a Pokemon Thing™️. Not many places were in the habit of employing the local fauna (and human-fluent creatures were notoriously difficult to find), so he’d assumed it was just too much hassle to get something specially made.

Was it annoying? Yes. Was it something that, if thought about for too long, started to feel less like a simple oversight and more like a personal attack? Yes. He hadn’t forgotten that he was in an organisation were pokemon were frequently considered mere tools to be exploited for others’ benefit, and had had more than one sleepless night wondering on what side of the equation he fell.

But, just like every other issue he’d faced, Meowth had learned to deal with it.

But regardless of his (poorly hidden) wishes and not-so-secret yearning for a uniform, finally having this request granted comes as quite a shock. No amount of waiting could have prepared him to actually be faced with the thing he’d been chasing after, and he accepts the shirt slowly, careful not to let his claws pierce through anywhere.

He holds it up between his paws, his pupils widening as that shock was overcome by pure, elated excitement, and then-

Then comes the confusion.

And the suspicion.

And the bitter-tasting embarrassment at the back of his throat, like he’s the target of a joke he’s not been made aware of.

❝ ...I don’t get it, I haven’t done anything. ❞

If there’s one thing he learned from his time as an alley cat, it’s that people don’t just give you things. There always has to be some... some trick or ulterior motive behind it, especially in an environment like this. At the very least, it should be a reward. But nothing has been achieved this week (this month, even) - the winter season and people’s tendency to shelter inside their homes always makes thieving more difficult. So why now? Why such a highly coveted item, of all things?

He turns the shirt over, staring at it as though the answers he’s looking for will have been delicately embroidered into the back. It doesn’t help.

❝ You sure about this? ❞

#was it hearts or diamonds; baby; that led you here to me? || answered.#I'm a ladies' cat; a feline Casanova; that's where it's at! || in character.#this wasn't supposed to get that long but also my first attempt disappeared into the void so I rewrote it at 3x the length fdkjfkjfd #vindictes

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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tumblr just ate my fucking answer so we’re gonna retype it all and try again. round two babes, let’s goooooo

#to be deleted.

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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i cant for the life of me remember if i actually posted these but here they are again

#didn't you flash your amber eyes at me? calm my fears with that Cheshire Cat grin? || muse-relevant imagery.#obsessed w/ these screencaps tbh

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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@supercoloursupervision asked: Mikhail gives meowth a lil hat

He wears his new gift proudly! Meowth had come to Galar expecting the worst (what was there not to dread about a loud, crowded, overly competitive region?) but if all of the people were this easily persuaded into giving things away... maybe this trip wouldn’t be too bad after all.

#was it hearts or diamonds; baby; that led you here to me? || answered.#I'm a ladies' cat; a feline Casanova; that's where it's at! || in character.#supercoloursupervision

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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Meowth has no opinion on clothes or their colour combinations, because he still hasn’t been given any.

#local crime cat just wants one (1) outfit that's not a throwaway disguise and he will sulk until he gets it #I wish I could be carefree and wild; but I got cat class and I got cat style || dash commentaries.#I'm a ladies' cat; a feline Casanova; that's where it's at! || in character.

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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friends I am Going Through It right now

I got the booster shot, which is great and something I’m glad to have gotten done, but it’s only been eight hours and I feel like death. these side effects are already kicking my ass and will likely continue to do so for a while, so……. apologies in advance if I disappear off the face of the internet djkdkdfskd

in case I don’t see you between now and late december: happy holidays! I hope you all have a wonderful time <3333

#dear queen of hearts; let me grow you red roses so you can learn how to be kind || out of character.#vaccine mention #covid mention

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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shitting, crying, losing my mind over a sugar daddy bot propositioning a meowth blog

#dear queen of hearts; let me grow you red roses so you can learn how to be kind || out of character.#also you don't dm on whatsapp; you text

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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( @cosmosmade )

Talking kity?

Meowth had never snapped to attention so quickly. This region had been a bust so far, nothing but unpleasant weather and a load of very uninteresting pokemon, but it looked as though Lady Luck was finally smiling his way.

This wasn’t the Mewtwo (from what he’d heard about that one, it’d rather die than ever be caught out in public), but it looked close enough to it. Had there been more? Searching his memory brought up nothing that could be of use, and it wasn’t as if he had a phone ready to simply call up the HQ and ask, so what should he do...?

He couldn’t tell Jessie or James, that was for sure. Three heads were (occasionally) better than one, true, but why bother with keeping them in line when he could claim all of the glory? If he could capture this thing all by himself, take it back to Headquarters all by himself, and present it to the boss all by himself... That would be one hell of a feat! It’d finally prove he was better than the duo he’d been partnered up with, a shining star dragged down by the incompetence of those around him.

But he was getting ahead of himself. He had to make some attempt to befriend such a precious find.

❝ Bet you’ve never seen a cat like me, huh? I’m one of a kind, talkin’ ability ‘n all! ❞

❝ Though... you're pretty interestin’ yourself. You got a name? ❞

#was it hearts or diamonds; baby; that led you here to me? || answered.#I'm a ladies' cat; a feline Casanova; that's where it's at! || in character.

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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As a general rule, Meowth doesn’t celebrate the holidays. The themes of ‘togetherness’ and ‘family’ just serve as reminders of all the things he feels his life is currently lacking, so it’s much easier to just isolate himself somewhere and sleep the days away.

#I learned to roll and tumble with the punches; walk by invisible and never make a sound || headcanons.#workin on some christmas things on leon but for now here's this

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catsanovaa · 2 years

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LOOK AT HIMMMMMMM !!!! MANGA MEOWTH MY BELOVED

#he looks so soft....... so cute.................... still got that quality bastard energy tho #dear queen of hearts; let me grow you red roses so you can learn how to be kind || out of character.

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