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catostrofiqu · 27 minutes
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The Manson's have a habit of dragging Sam to fancy balls where she has to 'be on her best behaviour'
One of these fancy balls was the Wayne Gala.
And it was there she met a young Jason Todd.
The two were immediately besties, ride or die, thicker then thieves.
The whole party shivered in fear as the two formed a friendship, the shivering was mainly because they were standing in front of the burning remains of the most expensive car Bruce owned that they took for a joy ride.
When Sam went home they kept in contact via texts, Emails, phone calls, video calls, letters when one of them was grounded, and the occasion crime spree whenever Sam was in gothem.
They each learnt something from each other even if they didn't want to.
Sam now knew, how to pickpocket, hot wire a car, win a fist fight, and a bunch of facts that were going to carry her through all her English classes.
Jason now knew, how to built a toaster from scratch (Sam learnt that one from Danny), how to know what plants are safe to eat when he's stranded on literally any part of the planet, how to summon a ghost (all amity kids know how), and now knows thousands of recipes that are vegan.
Everything was going alright for them
Then Danny died.
And before Sam could process the fact that she saw one of her best friends die only to come back halfway, the ghosts came.
Then Box Ghost, then Vlad, then Dani, then Frightknight, then Pariah Dark.
Sam didn't get a lot of time to contact her gothem bestie but she managed to find time to talk in the lulls between fights.
Jason was getting busier too, he never told her what he was busy with but she didn't either.
Phonecalls and videos calls gave way to texts that would go unanswered for 48 hours.
But there was always an answer.
And that was the new normal.
Then Jason died.
And Sam's heart broke into a million pieces.
There was a part of her that held to the belief that he'd come back like Danny did, but Sam was realistic and Jason was not Danny.
On the day of the funeral she found out that Joker had gotten free again.
Joker.
The man who killed her friend.
Sam could not avenge Danny, but she could avenge Jason.
And so Sam made a plan to kill the Joker that would span years.
Danny and Tucker decided to help.
Because sitting in on numerous text conversations and calls they became friends, while they were not best friends with Jason like Sam was, he was still their friend.
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catostrofiqu · 3 hours
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DPxDC Prompt
The moment Danny died his soulmate bond changed, the bond meant to break at the moment of death were instead strengthened and solidified into something more permanent, his soulmate developed a core. And then, he became the Ghost king and it changed once again, becoming not only a immortal soul bond of pure ectoplasm, but now it marked his soulmate's very core as his.
Jason didn't notice the day his soulmate died, it was a day like any other and his soulmark was pretty average in terms of soulmarks, it was a bundle of stars arranged into a constellation. When a soulmate dies your soulmate's mark grows dull and begins to fade away, it is the only sign.
So when Jason's spreads constellations branching out into little blob ghosts as the center bursts with bright green swirls, he doesn't bring it up to B, doesn't want his soulmate under scrutiny. Maybe if a magic user took a look at him then they would have noticed the core solidifying in his chest, they would have been able to predict when not three years later he awoke in his own coffin 6 feet underground.
But no one did look and Jason Todd dug himself out of his own grave when his core revived him.
Years later when he has settled back into Gotham with rage colored green and blades of red inside his very soul his soulmark changed again. The winding expanse which went from a palm sized mark on his left shoulder to an expansive mark that spread over half his chest spread once again, written in bright green words he couldn't read but could somehow understand was a claim and a promise.
At this point it would probably have been smart to ask for a second opinion, especially when he himself couldn't find any information to explain why his soulmark keeps changing, but he once again keeps it to himself.
Too bad it would remain that way forever, as John Constantine himself freezes at the sight of him during a emergency all hands on deck mission in Gotham, eyes wide as they stare at his chest as if he can see right through his armor and jacket, heck maybe he can as he blurts out "BATS! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR LOT SOLD THEIR SOUL TO THE KING OF THE INFINITE!"
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catostrofiqu · 5 hours
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DPxDC Prompt
The moment Danny died his soulmate bond changed, the bond meant to break at the moment of death were instead strengthened and solidified into something more permanent, his soulmate developed a core. And then, he became the Ghost king and it changed once again, becoming not only a immortal soul bond of pure ectoplasm, but now it marked his soulmate's very core as his.
Jason didn't notice the day his soulmate died, it was a day like any other and his soulmark was pretty average in terms of soulmarks, it was a bundle of stars arranged into a constellation. When a soulmate dies your soulmate's mark grows dull and begins to fade away, it is the only sign.
So when Jason's spreads constellations branching out into little blob ghosts as the center bursts with bright green swirls, he doesn't bring it up to B, doesn't want his soulmate under scrutiny. Maybe if a magic user took a look at him then they would have noticed the core solidifying in his chest, they would have been able to predict when not three years later he awoke in his own coffin 6 feet underground.
But no one did look and Jason Todd dug himself out of his own grave when his core revived him.
Years later when he has settled back into Gotham with rage colored green and blades of red inside his very soul his soulmark changed again. The winding expanse which went from a palm sized mark on his left shoulder to an expansive mark that spread over half his chest spread once again, written in bright green words he couldn't read but could somehow understand was a claim and a promise.
At this point it would probably have been smart to ask for a second opinion, especially when he himself couldn't find any information to explain why his soulmark keeps changing, but he once again keeps it to himself.
Too bad it would remain that way forever, as John Constantine himself freezes at the sight of him during a emergency all hands on deck mission in Gotham, eyes wide as they stare at his chest as if he can see right through his armor and jacket, heck maybe he can as he blurts out "BATS! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR LOT SOLD THEIR SOUL TO THE KING OF THE INFINITE!"
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catostrofiqu · 8 hours
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Exhausted from chasing the ghost dog halfway across the world at two am, Danny doesn’t think much of Cujo’s sudden weight gain, nor his startled yelp when Danny scoops him up and opened a portal to the Ghost Zone. He just wanted to go back to sleep in his Lair.
From his point of view, Beast Boy is super confused when a twink with no heartbeat picks him up and calls him Cujo, but he knows he can’t escape this green dimension on his own. So he settles in to play the waiting game, unaware that the real Cujo is causing havoc amongst his teammates back home.
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catostrofiqu · 8 hours
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Knowledge is empowering
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Knowledge is empowering
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catostrofiqu · 8 hours
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I do not usually make posts like this but recently I have seen a lot of content on Instagram, Twitter and I think tiktok too misunderstanding the meaning of intrusive thoughts, which may cause people experiencing them to be upset.
I have tried to shortly explain the difference of impulsive and intrusive and hope it will help people to understand and use the words correctly.
Reblogs are very much appreciated!
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catostrofiqu · 10 hours
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When Casper High realises that rich mayor Vlad Masters is Danny's godfather, Danny's popluarity sky rockets overnight.
At first Danny is pleased, but when he finds out WHY the A-listets suddenly want to hang out with him, he is PISSED.
He will not have it, he'll not have Vlad of all people be the reason that his school life has improved, the frootloop would never let him live it down.
It comes to the point Danny just straight up DECKS Vlad in the face in front of everyone.
He is suprised to find his popluarity has increased. He should do that more often!
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catostrofiqu · 12 hours
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Okay so hear me out:
Joker kidnaps Danny, traditional tv setup to show the hostage
But Danny doesn’t show up on camera
The chair just looks empty
Everyone watching is confused; did. Did the hostage escape? Did the Joker just not notice? Was there even a hostage at all?
Joker’s not looking at the chair, he’s a talkshow host, very happy monologuing to camera and occasionally snapping back at some smartass remark no one else can hear
Now, the bats have to go stop him anyway
He’s up to his usual bullshit, and even if he doesn’t have a direct hostage to hurt, Joker becoming more unstable is bad for everyone
It’s just… so strange. The Joker loves a monologue but he keeps cutting himself off, it makes no sense.
Danny, meanwhile, is mostly behaving himself because it really is just funnier if the Joker doesn’t notice he’s threatening someone who no one else thinks is there, but there are limits
And not making clown jokes is one of them
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catostrofiqu · 15 hours
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Hey, you guys remember the Last Words Soul Mark AU?
Danny always liked his soul mark. It said "I don't know what is wrong with you but can you stop fucking dying, please !?"
Some people found it unsettling, but he liked the energy. It might explain why he was always drawn to sarcastic humor. Also it meant he spent his whole childhood with various temporary tattoos to censor the naughty word.
He didn't pay it much mind after the accident. Yes he was now half ghost, but he didn't die for realsies, so the reference of death was just a coincidence, surely.
Then one day the mark changed.
"I can't believe I married this idiot"
Did... Did his soul mate killed then resuscitate themselves to tell him to stop going ghost???!!!
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catostrofiqu · 20 hours
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DPXDC prompt: There’s an alien invasion incoming and the justice league are all up in arms to defeat them. Once they break into the mothership, however, they discover that the aliens were already beaten up and there’s this ghostly child cackling in the control room. It’s Danny and he is Obsession-drunk and having an absolute blast exploring every nook and cranny of the ship, dismantling it to see how the machines work, driving it around, chatting a hundred miles per hour to the definitely-concussed and groaning alien commander, and just zooming fro and fro with eyes dilated so hard there’s only a tiny ring of green in his eyes, lost in the feral serotonin sauce
Bonus points if the justice league calm Danny down by having him fanboy over Martian Manhunter, and then in the end, Danny goes “I’m gonna stick with you now! No takebacks!” and adopts J’onn into the Fenton family, now J’onn has two midwestern folks to hang out with for the holidays (the Kents from that Christmas special and now the Fentons)
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catostrofiqu · 22 hours
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Turns out...
...that my wife really doesn't want me handing out teeth for halloween.
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catostrofiqu · 1 day
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So the bat kids have trust issues right? Like its really bad, and the family dosent help each other no no no no.
They make it worse.
They lie to each other for no particular reason other than it will minorly inconvenience the other that day, and at this point it's just a habit.
Now enter a newly adopted vulnarable danny phantom that has maajjoor trust issues already
Prompt:
Exhausted Danny that has gotten zero sleep in the past 2 days, walking up to an equally sleep deprived Tim and asking a very simple question.
"Hey Tim, is there still coffee in the pot?"
And when Tim, who looks very busy on his laptop, replies with a short "yeah," why would danny believe him to be lying?
Tim only registers his answer and scrambled to get up from his seat when he spots danny looking at the empty pot, his back towards him.
Maybe he'll ignore it? Laugh it off and make another pot? Tim thought, but no, it was much, much worse.
Danny turned with big baby blue glistening eyes and a jutted bottom lip that was trembling as he tried to hold back a tear. Both stared at each other in mutual horror for different reasons before danny finally spoke, his voice scratchy and filled with betrayel.
"Why?"
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catostrofiqu · 1 day
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"You don't have a grave."
"I do not have one. Yet."
"...how did it happen?"
"....My parents had created a portal to the Ghost Zone. It malfunctioned. That tends to happen with their experiments... this one was more of an oversight." Danny recalled, Constantine could hear the melancholy in his voice. "I went in and accidently pressed the on button. Let it to them to have the on and off switch in said portal!"
Danny laughed at the memory before wincing at the pain he went through. "Yeah... it was rather painful."
"Did your body disintegrate?"
"Nope! I'm half alive, half dead. My molecules got rearranged. My human half still ages, alibet at a slower rate. My ghost half on the other hand...."
"How old are you?"
"86, but I look like I'm in the mid-twenties in my human form."
".... you know what. I don't want to know."
"I have two kids and five grandchildren!"
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catostrofiqu · 1 day
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Danny always found it mildly hilarious whenever Clockwork would go on irritated tangents about the speedsters of the DC universe. That is until he became the Ancient of Space and realized their nonsense affected his domain too.
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catostrofiqu · 1 day
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If you fold a pizza in half, is it a sandwich?
the language is not some inherent truth of life. we made the words as a lens to better understand the world.
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catostrofiqu · 2 days
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Danny sees a blond, middle aged man sitting on the curb, letting nasty puddle water spray him from passing cars as he drinks from a straightup liquor bottle.
Danny feels bad for the guy, but also he's creeping the student population out and that's the main sidewalk pretty much everyone uses.
So he walks up to him, gives him a tentative shoulder pat, and says "Sir, I'm sorry, but you're freaking everyone out, can you go brood on the other side of the street? There's some overhangs there!"
The man drops the bottle, staring at his own hands. Then he redirects his wide-eyed stare to Danny's hands. Then Danny's face.
"Kid what in the bloody fuck did you just do?"
The man reaches for Danny, Danny leans away in alarm, and Dash punches the guy so hard he's knocked out.
"Didn't your parents ever teach you stranger danger, Fenturd?"
"Come on, man, don't ask that; you know they didn't." Kwan says, jogging up and forcibly steering Danny away from the man and gently shoving him at Sam and Tucker.
They don't like Danny, but Amity Parkers protect Amity Parkers from creepy out-of-towners.
Or; John Constantine is having a pity party after getting so drunk he teleported into a weirdly big city in bumfuck nowhere Illinois, gets touched by some kid who broke his soul contracts and all his curses with a single shoulder pat, and gets knocked out by a football player. Now with the contracts that granted him his powers as a warlock fucking canceled, he's gotta find that kid and also a new patron before his enemies realize he's up shit creek.
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