one of the ultimate inconveniences of this job is the inevitability of accidentally walking into a convenience store with blood on my dress shirt.
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regardless of whether or not he's bringing me dinner, he could elect not to scare the shit out of me just because he can.
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with a high enough pain tolerance a tattoo and a massage might as well be the same thing.
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Josiah Farrow
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the most bizarre inclusion in my "job" happens to be dealing with the various furious emails, voicemails, and sometimes even hand-written letters from previous scorned romantic praxis of my wonderful boss. currently, the most ridiculous thing i've had to read from any of these is "unhook your claws from the mistress".
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i hate taking him with me for coffee runs. "oh, i want to get out of the office" this, "this building can be so uniquely depressing" that. then he gets snippy with me for taking a phone call while ordering. as if the necessity to answer wasn't his doing.
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wandering dream
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by: テイシン
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the lack of discipline lower ranks seem to have nowadays is utterly palpable. half-hearted attempts at back breaking work never leave a satisfying result.
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would it kill anyone to learn how to make a decent cup of coffee.
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butterfly wing inspired landscapes: blue morpho
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Pramod Tiwari
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