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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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faking "ow"s to throw the doctor off the scent
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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cat girl but in a garfield way
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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why is this so funny
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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reading turtles all the way down put words to the notion I had of the internet; this giant, ever-expanding non-sensorial plane that existed between the seams of reality. something you knew existed but never could feel, like sand in the cracks between your fingers, like a dream you bolted awake from but never knew why.
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today
#:D
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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to all the guy-am-i's out there, i hope you find yourselves a sam-i-am one day
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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those straight people who say "look i support you and all, but don't hit on me" is fucking ridiculous because bro why would i? why would anyone? y'all are oatmeal served cold when there is a plethora of orders of green eggs and ham out there, roaming carefree and wild
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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me when girl in red: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I like girls
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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sand between my toes, i've got vertigo
i'm afraid of heights, if i could i'd cry
we've got incompatible star signs
i'm in love with you
what's the point of looking at the view
'cause everytime i do i just see you
-Dover Beach, Baby Queen
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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it’s that time fellas
[I.D: A picture of more than twenty knifes being pointed at a ceasar salad. End I.D]
thanks @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend for reminding me to add an id. genuinely lol
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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besties I on my 4th cup of coffee and the world is going bOnkErs I LoVe it
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castleofcarlyle · 2 years
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why say hi, hello, hey etc etc etc when you can
Type out H and then ✨ spam a couple of alphabets after it ✨
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