No one is ever going to be Will Graham level of down bad cause why did he start eating human meat and giggling at cannibalism jokes just to try to get with a man that already wanted him so bad he willingly turned himself into the police to prove his love for him? Idiots.

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

if you invite me to your home and there are animals of any sort inside that home, i am no longer there to visit you, i am there for the animals, i have come for the beasts and you just happen to be there

Enjoy my atrocious editing skills with this perfect Will Graham hat I found

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

My niece had wanted to see the puppies tonight but I had to explain that they were still at home because they had tummy aches (white lie). And she wanted to know why.

@wolfchanw : Well, they went to the doctor today to have surgery to remove their testicles and now they have tummy aches

Niece: *thinking hard* Sometimes, when I go to the doctor and he removes MY testicles I get a tummy ache too!

To say I nearly died laughing....

@smallsith thank you for reminding me that I had this animation ready but completely forgot to post it lol

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"