me: thinks about u
my heart: :o 💖✨💫💕💘⭐️💝🌟💚🌟💛✨💫💕💕💫💘⭐️🌟💗💝💓💛💕💖
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i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead
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me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
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me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”
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IG: mayamichlle_
Photographer: @ kaitlynkohn
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Kinda funny that even with our modern medicine we can’t cure depression, anxiety, insomnia, etc when the atlanteans could cure it with their energy tetrahedrons 40,000 years ago
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Let us not forget our true Lord and savior
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Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…
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trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic
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(;•́︿•̀ ;) h….hewwo…?
……. ( •́ ‸•̀`) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?
*BANG*
`Σ ( •́△•̀|||)` HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????
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i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic
alternatively
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HELL TO THE YES I would
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when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”
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what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
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