saying “i wouldn’t be a good parent” is a morally neutral statement and i’m sick of whenever i say it people replying “noo no you’d be a GREAT mother i know you would!!!” like… no! being a good parent requires a certain set of skills and traits and i know that i don’t have them and that’s a good thing!!! i think people should figure out if they would be good parents BEFORE having kids and maybe we’d have less shitty parents in the world! fuck!

Wondering if pool rooms would be a relatively common component of homes in a world where furries are real. Like, you go over to some otter, mink, or beaver's place and they essentially have a giant pool in this greenhouse-like structure.

It's got places to sit with those underwater jet nozzles while you watch the big mounted TV. Some of the really nice places even have their own mini pool bars that you'd usually find at fancy hotels or resorts. It's fucking awesome.

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

t-shirt idea stolen from here

if i accomplish anything i hope it's inspiring people to be open with themselves, their kinks, and how they tie into their identities

naahh fuck you *turns into this and never comes back*

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

I've been having a lot of feelings about the downfall of quality lately.

I ordered a pair of Dickies pants because pants are hard and workwear is usually reliable. When they arrived they were the scratchiest, most papery material--I can't actually call it fabric in good faith--and fit a full three sizes too small. A week later I found the same pair in a thrift store, dated 2017. These are actual pants. They fit, they're not made of asbestos. They're only separated by time.

There's no wood used in interior design unless it's a custom build. I have a set of wealthy relatives who live in a condo. The downpayment for it was likely more money than I will see in my lifetime. The floors and the cabinets are all still laminate. I know I will never see real wood in a building constructed after 2000. Every "apartment hack" I see online has this very conspicuous, flat appearance because of all the paint and contact paper required to make these builds look personal in any way. The only natural materials are in the furnishings.

I've been harping on this for years, but everything is shit, nothing is designed to work, and "growth" and "profit" are just euphemisms for cutting corners until things are unworkable.

No worse experience than trying to explain your mental illness and your disabilities to a neurotypical cis person, they ALWAYS try to convince you that no you're not ill you just need to try harder!!!!

that catholic church is replacing Jesus with a dog girl with big paws. because of woke

the road runner. he paints the hole on the wall and he fuckes it. he fucks the hole on the wall of the cave as if it was really there. but the wolferine the coyote cannot. the wile e coyote attempts to fuck the hole in the walll but he soon finds out there is no hole in the wall. and he finds out by breaking his cock. he breaks his cock on the whole in the wall that the road runner fucks easily. *sniffles* and its a motion that attempting to fuck the hole on the wall that really is was ultimately lead to broking his cock.

nice personality disorder did your mom give it to you