nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

You can never be normal about these men you always gotta say shit like I wanna hold him in my mouth like hes a baby alligator

oh that is ABSOLUTELY entering my vocabulary, thanks anon, good one

teen girl bully lawyer: your honor I haven't heard you talk so much before...you're kind of quiet you know? *whispers something to client* *both start giggling* your honor you like my friend right? *giggles* *client whispers "stopppppp omg"*

let’s say that being hot as a form of empowerment for all women could even be a thing. let’s say it’s possible to look hot for yourself and not for men. where did your idea of hotness come from? why is it important to you to look hot? who decides what’s hot? why must you change something about yourself or cover something about yourself to get hot? what makes you not hot at your most unmanicured state? why? how did you know what to do to get hot? do the people around you view hotness in the same way?

do you like me? blink once for yes and decapitate yourself for no

pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

the circus was in town that day 🤡

RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) Season 6, Episode 16: Blue Collar

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

Me if I were a dog

top five men?

like in a row? or do i get breaks