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Disney Descendants : Red's Mother , The Queen of Hearts !
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and Her father , The King of Hearts !
#disney descendants#descendants#rise of red#descendants: the rise of red#red descendants#alice in wonderland#queen of hearts#house of mouse#Youtube
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Uncle Lampwick;
Summary: Lampwick babysitting his niece and nephew.
Present for @casinotrio1965 .
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Giggles filled the Collodi-Rossi-Liddell residence as Romeo ‘Lampwick’ Rossi bent over the playpen that held his step-brother and best friend, Pinocchio’s, two young children.
Two year old Alison Ludovica Liddell—or Ally, for short, as they called her—who was just as blonde and blue eyed as her mother.
And ten-month-old, Pino Giuseppe Liddell, who they called Pin—who was the spitting image of his father except for the mysterious brown eyes he somehow acquired and the glasses he wore.
Ally’s hair was up in pigtails and she was spotting a light blue dress, similar to the one her mother—Alice Liddell—had worn when she was younger.
And her brother was sporting a little plaid onesie with a cricket on it that his grandfather had sewn for him.
They both looked absolutely adorable and Lampwick adored them.
Which was why he was doing probably the most undignified thing he had ever done in his life.
“Peekaboo, I see you!”
Ally giggled again and again, louder and louder with each little one. Clapping as she watched the funny faces he made.
All while Pin let out a full belly laugh that caused him to fall over.
Those laughs right there were worth the loss of his dignity. And he hoped he’d never stop hearing them.
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Jiminy's Back!;
Trigger Warnings: implied infidelity (which is false), implied abusive behavior (which is false), deceiving behavior, etc.
For @casinotrio1965 .
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Dr. Jiminy: So, Pinocchio, did you know Alison wasn't your daughter?
*shocked gasping from the crowd*
Pinocchio *raises eyebrow*
Alice *giving Jiminy the 'are you kidding me look'*
Lampwick *from the cro wd* Yes, he knew! We all knew ! You knew!
Dr. Jiminy *flustered* SECURITY!
Lampwick *running from security* I REGRET NOTHING, YOU OVERSIZED GRASSHOPPER!
Dr. Jiminy: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M A CRICKET!
Alice *to the crowd* for the record, my daughter is adopted. I didn't even marry Pinocchio until She was 6 months old— something that, as her godfather pointed out, Jiminy was aware of—
*The screen briefly goes black*
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Dr. Jiminy: The people wanna know Alice. Pinocchio. Is Pin adopted—
Alice and Pinocchio *annoyed* NO! YOU KNEW THIS ALREADY!
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Dr Jiminy: So, Lampwick was it—
Lampwick: Don't act like you don't know who I am. You've known me for years!
Dr Jiminy *ignores him as he pulls up an audio-less video of Lampwick punching a guy* Is it true that you can be jealous?
Lampwick *raises a brow* Why? Are you interested Beetle?
Lampwick: Well that's what it sounds like. Sorry Beetle, you aren't my type.
Lampwick, waving him off: Tomayto, tomahto.
Dr Jiminy: For your information, I am a CRICKET not a beetle—
Dr Jiminy: It is not the same thing—
Tiger Lily *bored* Why are you arguing with him? You know you're only making it worse.
Dr Jiminy: It's the principle of the matter!
Tiger Lily: Well good luck with that. I'm gonna go pick my daughters up from school and get a slushie.
Dr Jiminy: You can't just—
Tiger Lily *leaves*
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Dr. Jiminy: So. You three.
Coach Jenkins *sitting on a couch next to Taran and Eilonwy, softly* Don't.
Dr. Jiminy *continues anyway* What do you have to say about the rumor that Eilonwy is cheating on her husband, Alexander, with you two?
Eilonwy *glaring darkly at Jiminy*
Taran *embarrassed* It's not true.
Coach Jenkins: Which you know and anyone with common sense should know.
Dr. Jiminy: And what does Alexander have to say, Eilonwy? Why isn't he here?
Eilonwy: Because he's in rehab again because of you. You should be ashamed of yourself—
*Screen goes black again*
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Narrator: Next time, on Dr. Jiminy—
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Disney Descendants : MY 1ST MEME !
It's a Baby Peacock !
"No matter how nicely the gods treat you, they never see you as their equal. Remember, to them we are gerbils who have fire, cockroaches who can use weapons. We’re kind of entertaining. Occasionally we’re useful, if the gods need to kill small things down on earth. But BFFs? No.
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The Titans looked on humans the way we might look on gerbils. Some Titans thought humans were kind of cute, though they died awfully quick and didn't serve any purpose. Other Titans thought they were repulsive rodents. Some Titans didn't pay them any attention at all."
-From Percy Jackson's Greek gods
... So The Fact That Hera sees Lampwick as a baby peacock just Proves That She's sees him as something more than a class Gerbil (A temporary Pet ) ... She Sees Him as a Pet that she keeps/ spoils/ protects for the rest of his life !
#disney descendants#descendants#pinocchio 1940#pinocchio#disney pinocchio#lampwick#hera#hera goddess#hera greek mythology#disney hercules
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Disney Descendants : Updated Carina Potts Info from Carlos's Scavenger hunt
it turns out Carina Potts did appreciate Jane Fairygodmother ! she just gets so busy she forgets to tell people what a great job they are doing!
she's working on it xd
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Tulip edit:
Original:
I LOVE IT THANK U !
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disney descendants: Carina Potts's appearance in Carlos's scavenger hunt!
Carina potts is a thin stern looking woman with white-blonde hair and icy blue eyes. she wears red rimmed glasses
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Disney Descendants: The 3 oldest Tiger Lily x Lampwick kids's fairies
Tiger Peony: Savannah Searcher the scouting talent fairy
Tulip: Abiti the sewing talent fairy
Blue Veronica: Penna the scribe talent fairy !
#disney descendants#descendants#disney fairies#tiger peony#tulip lampwick#blue veronica#pixie hollow#peter pan#disney pinocchio#pinocchio#pinocchio 1940#lampwick#tiger lily x lampwick#disney peter pan#peter pan 1953
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Disney Descendants : Shanti x Jane Darling Story ideas Part 13
They will NEVER be tired of the beautiful sights they see. The rainbows in the waterfall in the jungle, the lights of London at night, the oceans in Neverland. It takes Jane and Shanti's breath away.
They constantly casually touch. Not even 'affectionately' all the time, but Jane casually rests her hand on Shanti's knee, or Shanti linking their pinkies while they walk.
Thanks again @askauradonprep
#disney descendants#descendants#peter pan#disney peter pan#shanti x jane#jane darling x shanti#shanti x jane darling#return to neverland#the jungle book
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Disney Descendants: Alexander (From Pinocchio 1940 ) X Princess Eilonwy story ideas Part 21
Alexander and Eilonwy don't get to do many "humble" things but when they visit his home in Italy they like to go berry picking. There's a bunch of strawberries near his parent's house and they spend hours there.
They visit the farms of Llyr all the time. Eilonwy is always eager to improve goods for trade and to look into the quality of how Llyr's doing. Alexander wants to try new irrigation and farming techniques and examine the results.
Thanks Again @askauradonprep
#disney descendants#descendants#pinocchio 1940#pinocchio#disney pinocchio#alexander#alexander pinocchio#alexander x eilonwy#princess eilonwy#eilonwy#the black cauldron
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Disney Descendants : Alice x Pinocchio Story ideas part 8
Alice and Pinocchio have a very interesting way of deciding where to vacation. He spins a globe and she throws a dart. They go where she hits - if she hits water they go on a cruise.
They like weird animals like skunks, racoons, badgers, things like that. They're always happy when they meet one they can talk to. If they didn't respect the animals homes so much they'd gladly have one as a pet.
Thanks Again @askauradonprep
#disney descendants#descendants#pinocchio 1940#pinocchio#disney pinocchio#disney alice#alice x pinocchio#alice in wonderland
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Disney Descendants : Tiger Lily x Lampwick story ideas part 25
They actually like taking care of the plants around them. Tiger Lily feels it's important environmentally, and Lampwick really loves working with his hands. Even when they return to Neverland they have several potted plants.
Lampwick likes seeing Tiger Lily hunt, but he was NOT ready for the work to do when she caught something. The skinning, gutting and deboning so they could use all the parts of the animal was impressive but also turned his stomach the first few times.
Tiger Lily and Lampwick often run errands for each other. Tiger Lily doesn't think he should do all of them just because he stays home and he doesn't mind doing stuff that has to get done while she works. They balance out so one doesn't have to do them all.
Thanks again @askauradonprep
#disney descendants#descendants#pinocchio 1940#pinocchio#disney pinocchio#lampwick#peter pan#disney peter pan#peter pan 1953#tiger lily#tiger lily x lampwick
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Disney Descendants : Aquarianne The mermaid x Smitty x Princess Marie Story ideas part 4
Aquarianne doesn't consider their swims a date. Come on, it's not exciting for her! Marie hates going on walks too. Real dates only!
They DO love the reefs though and seeing the sights in Atlantica. Aquarianne is very proud of it and tends to show off when her partners come by. They like to ooh and ahh over her beautiful homeland.
Thanks again @askauradonprep
#disney descendants#descendants#aquarianne x smitty x marie#smitty x princess marie#smitty x aquarianne#adventures of the gummi bears#gummi bears#disney dumbo#dumbo 1941
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Any Lampwick and Badun cousin incorrect quotes?
Need some inspo.
Here's some inspo so you have an idea as to how Jace and Harry are:
https://www.tumblr.com/hannahhook7744/748551051143168000?source=share
https://www.tumblr.com/hannahhook7744/748535755029266432?source=share
Lampwick: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Lampwick: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Jace Badun: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Lampwick leaves*
Jace Badun, casually: ...Eat s--- and die.
Harry Badun , also casually: Yes, f--- you.
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Jace Badun: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Lampwick: Actually, Harry Badun is my favourite.
Jace Badun: Okay then, it is I, that b----.
Lampwick: I'm Kidding! I Have no Favorites.. I LOVE All My Family members !
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Lampwick: I dare you-
Jace Badun: Harry Badun is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Lampwick: Why not?
Harry Badun : "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Jace Badun: How do you do that?
Lampwick: I'm fearless.
Harry Badun : I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Lampwick: I'm mostly fearless.
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Lampwick: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Jace Badun: *Incoherent mumbling*
Lampwick: Huh?
Harry Badun : …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Harry Badun : Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Lampwick, referring to themself and Jace Badun: Even us?
Harry Badun : Especially you guys.
Jace Badun:
Lampwick:
Jace Badun: Petition to kick Harry Badun out so they stop insulting us.
Lampwick: Seconded.
#disney descendants#descendants#harry badun#jace badun#lampwick#disney pinocchio#pinocchio 1940#pinocchio
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Disney Descendants : Info on Carina Potts , Daughter of Mrs. Potts
She's like A Very Famous party planner and Jane Fairygodmother had an internship with her Also she wasn't very nice to Jane during that internship
one of the parties they planned was for John Darling's son. It was his 7th Birthday !
info Taken From The book "Carlos's Scavenger Hunt "
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Guess Who's BACK?:
Auradon's Hottest Reality Show—Dr. Jiminy!
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Summary: In which Jiminy Cricket has a show like Dr Phil that also does paternity testing.
Trigger Warnings: Implied Child Neglect/Abuse, Implied abuse of power, baby mama drama, implied cheating, etc.
LMK if I should add more to the list.
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Dr Jiminy: Now Gaston, is it true that you refuse to claim little Gemma here as your own?
*a video of Gemma pops up on screen*
Gaston: Yes, because she's not mine!
Crowd *boos and starts throwing stuff*
Crowd member 1: YOU SUCK!
Crowd member 2: YOU STINK!
Enchantress, Jumping up: THAT'S A LIE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! SHE HAS YOUR FACE! YOUR EYES!
Dr Jiminy: Ma'am calm down. Now, Gaston, why do you think Gemma isn't yours?
Gaston: cause no girl could be a child of Gastons! It's impossible! My family can only create boys!
*booing gets louder, gagging can be heard. Steam is coming off of the Enchantress*
Dr Jiminy in disbelief, waves a paper in the air: Well, this DNA test will prove whether or not that's correct. Drum roll please!
*drum roll starts*
3...
2...
1..
Dr Jiminy: Gaston..
*Gaston, arms crossed, looking smug*
Dr Jiminy: You ARE the father!
Crowd *starts screaming*
Gaston *jumps up* LIES! This is RIGGED!
Dr Jiminy: Now, Gaston, I understand that you're upset but--
Gaston *starts throwing chairs and destroying furniture *
Gaston Jr, backstage *Covers Gemma’s ears* So, who’s gonna tell him that the Enchantress’s little boy ain’t his?
Gaston Third *glares* No one.
Gaston Jr *rolls eyes* I was just kidding, sheesh.
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Dr Jiminy : Queen Leah, is it true that upon seeing your 18 year old granddaughter's ex purpose to his new girlfriend, you said and I quote "A lifetime of plans. Gone. Our family status gone. Audrey, you were supposed to be his queen, and you let him slip through your fingers. Your mother could hold on to a prince in her sleep."
Crowd *gasps*
Queen Leah: yes but—
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Person in the crowd: YOU STINK!
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Dr Jiminy : Is it true that you gave your daughters the Cinderella treatment--
Drizella *stands up and starts yelling* No, That would be my bitch of a mother and MY children wouldn’t have had to work their childhood away if WE HADN’T BEEN SENT TO THE ISLE!
Dr Jiminy: Ma'am, calm dow-
Drizella *being held back by her husband, Hans* I AM CALM!
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Dr Jiminy: Hello, all my crickets. Today we have two very special guests. Mulan..... and SHANG!
*Mulan and Shang enter from behind the curtains and take a seat on the couch*
Dr Jiminy *shakes their hands* How ya doing Shang? Mulan. Lovely to see you again. Now it's come to my understanding that you want to do a DNA test on your youngest, Lonnie?
Shang: That's right.
Mulan *nods*
Dr Jiminy: May I ask why that is? You both seem rather calm about this considering most people only come for DNA tests when the topic of cheating is involved.
Mulan: Oh no, we're not here because he thinks I cheated.
Shang: Which, for the record, I don't believe.
Dr Jiminy: oh?
Mulan: Yeah, we're actually here because we want to shut down the rumors and weirdness around people not believing that Shang is Lonnie's father.
Dr Jiminy: O-oh. *mutters* Well, that's a new one. *speaks up* Well, I have the results right here in this envelope. Are you ready?
Shang *grumbles* as ready as I'll ever be.
Mulan: More ready than I have ever been for anything else in my entire life.
*picture of Lonnie in her pjs in the kitchen, smiling pops up*
Dr Jiminy *opens the envelope * In the case of 16 year old, Li Lan-Lei (Lonnie), Shang.... you.. ARE THE FATHER!
Shang: I KNEW IT!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
Mulan: WE TOLD YOU SO!
Crowd *looks sheepish*
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Dr. Jiminy: So, Mulan. Shang.
Mulan and Shang *exchange a tired look*
Dr. Jiminy *Doesn't notice and continues* We are here today so you can answer a very important question.
Shang *Impatient* Which is?
Dr. Jiminy: Why exactly did you name your kids Li Shang Jr and Lonnie instead of some more culturally appropriate names?
Mulan *side eyeing them* We did.
Dr. Jiminy *taken aback* What?
Shang *irritated* my wife said we did. Which you would know if anyone used their proper names.
Dr. Jiminy: What do you mean by that?
Mulan *also now irritated* Our children are named Shaiming and Lan-Lei. Not Li Shang Jr or Lonnie. That's just what their classmates and teachers call them.
Dr. Jiminy: Oh..
Shang *getting up* We're leaving now.
Dr. Jiminy: Wait. What—don't go—
Shang and Mulan *leave anyway*
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Dr. Jiminy: Is it true that you and Yao's daughter, Yi-Min, was actually born out of an affair?
Princess Mei *starts crying due to personal reasons*
Crowd: ooo-
Yao *takes off his shoe and lungs at Jiminy Cricket* why you no good son of- *the shoe flies out of his hand, hitting the camera and causing it to turn off*
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Dr Jiminy: Lady Tremaine, is it true that when you found out your grandson, Anthony, was dating Harriet, you called him a moron and her a hussy?
Lady Tremaine: It is and I would do it AGAIN!
*crowd gasps*
Harriet* runs out from behind stage* SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU BITCH!
Dr Jiminy: Uh oh. SECURITY!
Harriet *lunges*
Anthony *back stage, mortified and covering Dizzy's eyes* Note to self, never invite grandmother to Holiday gatherings.
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Dr Jiminy: Now, Queen Aurora. King Philip. What do you have to say against the accusations that have been leveled against you by your daughter?
Philip, defensive: Okay, so we weren't the most attentive parents but we aren't neglective!
Aurora, quiet: Neglective is a rather strong word for it.
Dr Jiminy: Then what would you call *checks notes* only seeing your daughter during holidays and big royal events?
Philip *dryly* Being a busy royal.
Crowd *starts booing*
Philip *stands up* WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT!
Aurora: She was with family!
Dr Jiminy *looking disappointed* that doesn't make you any less neglective for not playing a bigger part in her life. She's your only child.
Crowd *booing louder and start throwing things*
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Dr Jiminy: Mr Clayton. Is it true that you shot at your son six times last month?
William Clayton: He's being a baby! It was only 3!I wouldn't waste that much amo on him in a month.
Clay *yelling from behind stage* You shot at me six times in one day once!
William: BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING ANNOYING! EVEN YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS AREN'T THAT ANNOYING!
William's sister, Lady Waltham, busts out from behind the curtains: YOU WHAT?! I'LL KILL YOU!
William: oh shit *bolts*
Lady Waltham *chases him* GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!
Dr Jiminy: Oh dear.
Cash Clayton, 10: Should we stop her? Could we even stop her?
Clay, 18: GO AUNT MANDY! GO! KICK HIS ASS!
Wilson 'Will' Clayton, 12: I'll take that as a no...
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Narrator: Next time on Dr. Jimny, we will be finding out whether the rumors about Pinocchio and Alice's children are true—
*Photo of 13 year old Ally and 12 year old Pin flashes on screen*
—Whether or not Romeo 'Lampwick' Rossi, husband of Chief Tiger Lily, can be jealous and controlling—
*Audio-less video of Lampwick punching a guy flashes on screen*
—and whether or Queen Eilonwy Bluefairy of Llyr is cheating on her husband, Alexander Bluefairy, with Coach Reese Jenkins and her royal guard, Taran.
*Three separate photos of Queen Eilonwy with each of the aforementioned men flash on screen*
But until next time, this has been, Dr. Jiminy!
*Music starts playing* Guess who's back, guess who's back, Jiminy's back! Hey! *screen goes black*
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