*smash bros announcer voice*

BLIND KARAMATSU

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New ososan dog plushies abt to hit the market

“For me”

“I really like Eddie!”

“And what do you like about Eddie?”

“… it’s Eddie!”

“A big goofball!”

“He’s a hero!”

(He’s a hero 😇)

“I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing!”

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

Gay jerma mexico

Woah, I managed to catch one with all the boys in it! Lucky~ Pretty sure there’s not one biggest idiot…you’re all equal in that sense Just a reminder, this specific event is for Japan only! Calls can’t be made from outside the country! (Sorry about the noisy recording!) Translation: Osomatsu: Hello, this is Matsuno! Eh? You want to speak with the biggest idiot? Nahh, that’s not me. Hold on a second, I’ll go ahead and switch. Karamatsu! Phone for you! Karamatsu: This is Karamatsu! What would you like from me? What’s that? The biggest…idiot? Hold on a second, that’s not me, I’ll switch with him now! Choromatsu! Phone for you, brother! Choromatsu: Yes, this is Choromatsu. Eh? Please hold on a second. Forget about stupid, I’m the most proper one! I’ll switch… Ichimatsu! Ichimatsuuu~ Ichimatsu: What is it? Yeah, this is Ichimatsu. ..huh? Tch…just wait for a moment I’ll switch with him. JYUSHIMATSU! Jyushimatsu: This is Matsuno Jyushimatsu~! Yup, the strongest and fastest one is me! Why are you asking? …eh? That’s…TOTTY! Phone for you~! Todomatsu: It’s Totty, thanks for waiting~! What’s up? HUH?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! You’re the one that’s the idiot!! Just wait. Osomatsu nii-san!! PHONE! Osomatsu: Yes, hello? Huh? HEY YOU ASSHOLES! GATHER UP! We’ll figure out once and for all who the biggest idiot is, so call back later!!

I'm just quirky you know? I'm a little weird. I'm a writer. You may not have dated a writer before but it's different. We can take you to new world's. We can write love across your heart with our dainty little hands and steal it out of your chests. I drink iced coffee a d drink a bit too much but I love books. Where other people love nothing but sports, I'm always hiding up stairs in with my nose in a book. What sort of music do you like? I love electro swing but I've heard that Drake is good.

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This line stands out to me too. The original criticism didn’t even imply SA, much less outright state it. It said he was trying to amass a cult of teen girls - which one COULD read as an accusation of predation - but the leap to “what do you mean I SAed kids? I have never in my life even touched a child” is protesting too much.

John Green really does not need long winded retrospective apologia on this web site. also everything the OP is quoted as saying about him is true: he DOES seem creepy, he always has, and for those exact reasons she lists

The correct way of holding them.

Father and son

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Watch till the end for a surprise

I ALMOST FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT HERE

I didn’t intend to post non oso content on here but tiktok threw a fit over this video and gave me a strike -_-;

So here’s the video they don’t want you to see..

um … compilation