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carpediemlmao · 11 months
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lots of yall be comin from twitter since elon fucked it up, huh?! (dw, me too)
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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easy to breathe...
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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angel NO
(been watching the sandman)
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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Okay but, imagine if in the last episode of season 2, we got a kiss scene. But not a romantic full mouth one, just a “love you" *smooch* scene. And God, who narrates, goes “As usual... Oh ! Did I forget to mention it ?”. And out of nowhere, we get a huge compilation of scenes across years and centuries and millennials where we realise Aziraphale and Crowley are doing it since the beginning, and each historical scene of the first season end on (at least) a fluff thing.
"But I think you already knew”.
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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illicit affairs and clandestine meetings.
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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Petition to change 'Patrochilles' into 'Achiclus'. The 'Achi-' from Achilles' name means 'grievous', and '-clus' from Patroclus' name means 'victory'. 'Grievous victory', how poetic and absolutely fitting would that be?!
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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Patroclus was Achilles' Achilles' Heel.
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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patroclus: so what do you like?
achilles: being choked.
patroclus: …
patroclus: i meant like music, movies…
achilles: oh…
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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The army: Okay, let’s go home!
[Gets stopped by Alexander] 
Alexander: Wait a minute, I am the king, I decide when we go back home
[Waits 10 seconds]
Alexander: Ok, let's go home.
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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Thetis: What happened to your heel?
Achilles: Do you see that Twink in that tower?
Thetis: Yes.
Achilles: I didn't.
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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Patroclus: If I died how much would you miss me?
Achilles: It’s cute that you think dying will get you out of this relationship.
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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patroclus: i love you.
patroclus: now say it back
achilles: it back
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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are u gay? oh- sorry i meant are u into greek mythology?
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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night sluts
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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Alright but do you want to know who would've slayed at the met gala this year?
The Greek class.
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carpediemlmao · 2 years
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Harry's House Songs as The Marauders (In my opinion). Because I am OBSESSED with this Album.
Music for a Sushi Restaurant: Lily Evans. I imagine that the song describes a date with her. It could be James, or Mary or whoever you ship her with. That person cannot believe they are having a date with her.
Late Night Talking: Wolfstar. Wolfstar. Wolfstar. This is about two friends that are there for each other. And they would do anything for each other. They fall in love.
Grapejuice: Dorcas and Marlene. The whole song just gives me their vibes. This would be about them dating for a long time. Perhaps in their anniversary. How they still love each other.
As it was: The Hogwarts Years VS The War years. Or kind of flashbacks that Remus and Mary have after their friends are gone.
Daylight: Remus about Sirius. Especially their chaotic relationship in Atyd. Remus is crazy about Sirius. But Sirius is confusing him with his mixed feelings.
Little Freak: Regulus thinking about Sirius after he ran away. Because he misses his brother.
Matilda: What James thinks about Sirius when he arrived to his house after he ran away. The whole song describes Sirius pretty well.
Cinema: Remus from Grant's P. O. V. Grant thinks Remus is cool when he first met him. Interesting and all. Grant cannot believe Remus likes him back.
Daydreaming: James pinning for Lily and having a fantasy about her wanting him back.
Keep driving: Remus and Grant post war. This song speaks of a relationship that is becoming long term. They go through a lot during those years together. Good and bad things. They've never expected to be together for that long. It is scary but they don't want to give it up.
Satellite: Jegulus. I think it describes their relationship during the war. They used to be in love. But now, they are both in opposites sides. They both want each other. But they are waiting for the other to react and let each other know they want each other back.
Boyfriends: Mary Macdonald. Her history with boys is not the best. The boys she's been with don't appreciate her enough. But she keeps falling for boys like that. She deserves better.
Love of my life: Wolfstar. This is from Sirius' P. O. V after he came back from Azkaban. The song speaks about getting to know again someone that he used to know so well but isn't quite sure is the same. Sirius tries to feel comfortable with Remus again, to get to know him again, the man that used to be the love of his life.
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