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"I'm the vice president of panic and the president is missing."
- PAIGE LEWIS She/Her. Around 30. USN Sailor. Married for years. Bi. fandom middle age? angry and anxious and autistic. hockey fan. This is a thing. I don’t tag well? Carpe_History on Ao3. Venmo @carpe_history
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As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.
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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible
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Great hand forged snake window guards on a home in California
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Remember how LiveJournal let you have several icons (or avatars or "pfps" as you might call them now)? And you'd carefully choose an icon to fit the subject matter, your tone, and the blog on which you were commenting or posting?
And it could make your argument look that much snarkier if you used a rude one? Or you could use it to add a multiplier to a joke?
And icons, alongside banners and wallpapers, were a whole genre of fanwork with its own design language, conventions, and norms, including carefully crediting people for them?
That was neat.
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How dare books. You devote six hours to one and it fundamentally changes you as a person and somehow you're just supposed to go back to your regular life after that? Like nothing is different??? The gall.
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i love this tweet so much
i think about it weekly, i structure my life around it
its so crazy how much one tweet changed the way i view neopronouns for the better
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Diabetes isnt the 'ate too many sweets disease'. It just fucking is not. It's your body slowly losing an integral function needed to nuture and energize it. Its your pancreas shutting down, its your blood cells rejecting your attempts to feed itself, its not enough insulin to go around. Its you slowly getting colder and weaker, gorging yourself with healthy food and getting next to no benefit, its being so exhausted you cant sleep. Diabetes used to kill, straight-up KILL. So no, I don't think I will be laughing at your diabetes joke.
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My average writing experience:
"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"
*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo
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Ok folks I’m ready to stop thinking about star trek which ways the exit
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