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carp-esh-ove-lem · 52 minutes
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i miss you erdan. you just liked birds and death science and being bisexual and they took that from you because your swag was too different.
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MONKEY MAN (2024)
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"Read Banned Books" a new full page cartoon essay published in The New York Times Arts & Leisure section today.
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 16 hours
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 2 days
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 6 days
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 14 days
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This is the official 2024 US Tour request thread! Reblog or reply with the city you're going to and the tracks you're hoping to hear and I'll put them in my big request doc 💜
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Between the songs which are setlist necessities and the previously unplayed songs I want to play at every show this tour, there's very little room to fit in requests, but I'll try to include at least one deep cut request at every show
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 14 days
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Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 14 days
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 14 days
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Huge respect to all the disabled archers out there- this is HARD!
Please check out Patreon to support these videos- I have art references in the shop!
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 16 days
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Isn't House problematic??
i live in one so i hope not
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 18 days
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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 19 days
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people without an internal monologue will never know the epic highs and lows of watching the same guy a lot in a short amount of time (youtuber/streamer/shows and movies etc) and then having your internal monologue sound like that guy for a bit
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 19 days
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 19 days
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white usamerican liberals pretend they want a multicultural society until the multiculturals start talking about how we’re victimized by colonialism and white supremacy. you say you love your diverse city and then harass people with family in palestine for not voting for the man committing genocide against them?? if you want “diversity” you have to swallow the reality that people of color are also human and have our own perspectives and priorities and loved ones to protect, if you want an “international community” you have to treat people outside europe and its white settler colonies with the same respect as your own community, and if you can’t do those things stop claiming to be anything other than a white supremacist
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carp-esh-ove-lem · 20 days
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getting new technology feels more infuriating every year. got a new computer for the first time in 8 years and everything about windows 11 and how it handles onedrive is driving me up the wall
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