carneflower13
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Jess. 22. she/her. I'm mostly just here to reblog stuff I like but I do draw and write sometimes. :)current main interests are little shop of horrors, baldur's gate 3, red dead redemption 2, and the yakuza/rgg games!
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This has been in my mind since August but I couldn't figure out which character would say it. Then I started a Karlach Origin run and realized: Karlach. Karlach has a face that knows what The Grinch is.
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Inktober Day 22: Dog People
Karlach would be so happy to be able to be able to pet dogs again 😭💕
(Also I just realized she CAN pet Scratch when you choose a Karlach origin 🥹)
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I originally finished this piece of Lae'zel directly after doing my Karlach piece, but I ended up hating it because I had burnt myself out on it lmao. So I reworked it this month and I'm way happier with the result!!
I'm hoping to have an Astarian piece done next, but no promises,,,
Hope you're all safe and well x
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"
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i would take a wife but my piety forbids me. like too busy doing religious duties. flogging the other men, being flogged by them. flogging myself. oiling the wooden fetishes, rubbing the members of the priesthood with fragranced oil. rubbing members with the preisthoood. penis rituals, also
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my dad is home from work all week this week which means my house is going to constantly be loud as hell and he's going to constantly ask me to do stuff and UGH i am just not here for it
#jess speaks#vent#my dad is one of those people who i can only tolerate a limited time with#spending days and days with him around is absolute torture bc hes always in my business#PLEASE sir i would just like to be left alone
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Secret about autistic people: a lot of times we don’t actually miss a social cue. We see it. We just decide to ignore it because we think it’s a stupid social cue.
#memes#yeah#a lot of social cues are dumb as fuck#like being expected to laugh at shitty passive-aggressive jokes.... i don't find you funny and you will know it
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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday
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Given the task: Move Owlbear from Point A to Point B.
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