I will never forgive mattel for not letting earring magic ken keep his mesh shirt and cock ring necklace in the movie
truly unforgivable
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โaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearโ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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every time i have salmon itโs like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.
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Incredible. They're so close to getting it.
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it actually makes me so sad there are some people who havent seen fireflies irl like. come with me. let me show you. lets go out in the yard at 8 in the evening and catch fireflies together
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Rejection-sensitive or not, you have to accept when people say โnoโ and realize that peopleโs โnoโ is not about you. A boundary is never about you, itโs about that personโs sense of security. Do not make peopleโs personal limits a matter of targeted offence.
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense
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Amity pestered Principal Bump enough times that he finally allowed Hexside to have a student council
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full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...
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