this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen
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25.2.17 // This celly tho
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Habs score!… with a player.
Next step: a puck.
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Me when I see other habs fans hating on how the habs are doing bad:
Me when I see non-habs fans hating on the habs for doing bad:
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14.1.17 Postgame // Carey expresses his displeasure with the goaltender interference call without saying much about it
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24CH S03E21: The story behind Plekanec’s turtleneck is revealed
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The Montreal Canadiens a short Summary
Max Pacioretty
- Captain Patch / Patches / Patchy
- Deep but heart warming voice
- Always gets shit on by Therrien
- Deserves the world
- The face of loyalty
Andrew Shaw
- Shawzy
- Mutt
- Will fight you anywhere any day
Paul Byron
- Pauly
- Zoom zoom he goes as he scores
Tomas Plekanec
- Pleky
- Veteran
- Loyal human being who tries to protect his children
Torrey Mitchell
- Will sometimes fight you
- Loyal
Alex Galchenyuk
- Chucky
- Was born in America but Russian
- Gets angry at Gally for calling him Russian
- ½ of Gallys
- Will protect Gally at all cost
Brendan Gallagher
- ½ of Gallys
- The most precious human being there is
- Always fights people bigger than him
- Will always protect Chucky
Jacob De La Rose
- Disappears at dawn
- Precious cinnamon roll
Phillip Danault
- Zoom zoom
- Great flow but he got a haircut
Daniel Carr
- Works so hard its ridiculous
- Underappreciated
- Deserves the world
Alexander Radulov
- RADU
- Well loved
- Precious Russian
- Loves his Captain Patch
Brian Flynn
- Zooooooooooooooooom zooooooom
- Overall great quiet human being
Sven Andrighetto
- Always getting sent back and forth
- Hard worker
- Deserves the world
Shea Weber
- Dad af
- Habs dad
- Will fight you if you mess with his children
- Slapshot will kill you
Alexei Emelin
- Emy
- Russian Tank
- Will destroy you for messing with his team mates / just because
Zach Redmond
- Precious Cinnamon roll
- Works really hard
David Desharnais
- Davey
- Smoll
- Great human being
- Sometimes struggles on the ice but he works super hard and deserves the world
Jeff Petry
- Best Flow
- Kind gentle human being
Greg Pateryn
- Lumberjack look
- Overall great human being
- Rugged beauty
Andrei Markov
- Marky
- Stealthy Russian
- Always serious
- Will kill you if you mess with his team
- LOYAL
Nathan Beaulieu
- Nate
- Great human being
- No seriously he is such a sweatheart
- Trying to get in between the Gallys
- Well loved by everyone
Al Montoya
- Underappreciated
- Honestly the kindest human being
- Deserves the world and more
Carey Price
- Jesus Price
- The Price is right
- Pricer / Pricey
- Innocent but deadly
- Cowboy
Artturi Lehkonen
- Leky
- Baby Hab
- Finnish Ken
- The most adorable and hard working human being ever
- Deserves the entire universe and more
Michael McCarron
- Mac Attack
- Very big
- Sweetest human being
Mikhail Sergachev
- Sergy
- PRECIOUS RUSSIAN
- Puppy
- Deserves the entire world
- Seriously the most precious human being ever (yes i am still bitter they sent him back)
Nikita Scherbak
- Scherby
- Precious Russian
- Loyal
- Puppy
- Incredible human with a genuine heart
- Cute accent
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price: *looking into the camera like he’s on the office*
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